John Lambies Doos Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Anyone got any quick/simple ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Get a job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Making money legally is for wimps. Douglas' tap dealer ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Suck guys off in the park at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Become a beer baron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Similarly; any get rich quick schemes would be appreciated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 You start a company - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club". Put an advert in a gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with..."Does what no other dildo can do until now", "The latest and greatest in sexual technology", "Guaranteed results." All that bollocks. These dils cost 25 quid a pop - a snip for the pleasure they'll give the recipients. They send their cheques to the other company name. Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. You stick it in the bank until it clears. This is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for 25 pound from the other company name - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying we're sorry, we couldn't get supplies from America - they ran out of stock. You see how many people cash that cheque. Not a single soul. Who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 You start a company - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club". Put an advert in a gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with..."Does what no other dildo can do until now", "The latest and greatest in sexual technology", "Guaranteed results." All that bollocks. These dils cost 25 quid a pop - a snip for the pleasure they'll give the recipients. They send their cheques to the other company name. Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. You stick it in the bank until it clears. This is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for 25 pound from the other company name - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying we're sorry, we couldn't get supplies from America - they ran out of stock. You see how many people cash that cheque. Not a single soul. Who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse? Heard something similar b4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Making money legally is for wimps. Douglas' tap dealer ^^^ I'm not from Douglas.knew you were smart Deeboy...Never shite on your own doorstep eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradHorse Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Put every penny you have on red, red, black on the roulette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Start a charity, fleece people and pocket the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Sell your hair on Gumtree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 From what I've seen and read in the past decade, idiots will give you cash for pretty much f**k all. You can either place an ad saying your a builder. Once you get the job they give you £££s for the material and you never go back again. Or you phone people up and tell them you want to leave millions in their bank account so can you get the SC and account number please. I've no idea how idiots accumulate such huge wealth but the old saying about an idiot and his money are soon parted is definitely true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Raid the laundry basket and sell your wife's soiled knickers online to Japanese perverts. Also, let me know when you are doing this so I can tell all my Japanese friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Anyone got any quick/simple ideas? Do a new share issue for Sevo. you'll made millions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Sperm bank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 You start a company - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club". Put an advert in a gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with..."Does what no other dildo can do until now", "The latest and greatest in sexual technology", "Guaranteed results." All that bollocks. These dils cost 25 quid a pop - a snip for the pleasure they'll give the recipients. They send their cheques to the other company name. Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. You stick it in the bank until it clears. This is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for 25 pound from the other company name - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying we're sorry, we couldn't get supplies from America - they ran out of stock. You see how many people cash that cheque. Not a single soul. Who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse? What year do you live in? Firstly, Bank Manager? Who the f**k has one of those these days? Who even knows who the manager of their branch is? Why would they use that branch if they did? Also you've been able to quick deposit cheques without ever speaking to or seeing anyone for years. Plus, as someone has already asked, do folk still use cheques these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Anyone got any quick/simple ideas? Do something which meets a need, and for which someone else is willing to pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Get a trade, do homers, buy a house in the'ferry and a new guitar, job done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Anyone on here done this? Seen it advertised in the paper few month ago when I was overdrawn and contemplated it for a brief brief second, mentally couldn't deal with it.... So how did you get overdrawn? That implies you were taking more sperm than you were giving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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