Hillonearth Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate number claiming you're a naughty schoolgirl/nurse who needs a good spanking. Put stickers up on phoneboxes. Or cars. Doing the voice when punters call might be a stretch at first, but once you perfect it you'll have a steady income stream - wanking's never going out of fashion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Hang about a golf practice range. Spend your days sclaffing shots off the tee, whilst wearing a shirt that says "How is my driving? Text SH1T or GOOD to 09........" on the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Step 1: build ark. Step 2: wait for global warming to cause sea levels to rise so much that most of the World is flooded. Step 3: charge £1,000,000 a pop for people to go on your ark. Admittedly, this might take a while so you could try some sort of premium phone number/dodgy driving scam to keep you going till the ice caps melt. Edited May 26, 2015 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Pretty funny responses here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up an online Scottish football forum. Run it badly and open a premium rate complaints line, particularly popular with those who get banned. Jacuzzis and champagne ahoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Make your own glue in the bath tub at home - get in touch with a local "how's my driving?" sticker manufacturer - undercut his normal glue suppliers and Hey Presto! You have a magician's catchphrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Anyone got any quick/simple ideas? There is possibly a niche market for male lap dancers. How are your gyrating skills? Do you mind feeling warm boabies rubbing against your arse? Obviously through trousers unless it's a private dance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Do you have a car...etc. Etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You can always make "How's my dancing" stickers and sell them to lap dancers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 1. Learn how to do hypnotism. 2. Hypnotise Bill Gates into giving you all his money. 3. With the proceeds, buy 937,000,000,000 "How's My Driving?" stickers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 May I suggest combining a 'how's my driving sticker' with a Judith Ralston mask, glasses and wig? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Become a deep sea diver hunting for lost treasure. But do it irresponsibly. Stick a premium rate phone number on the bottom of your flippers that says. "How's my diving?" When other divers phone in to complain you will be quids in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a "How's my driving" sticker company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Too late. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HOWS-MY-DRIVING-CAR-VAN-BUMPER-STICKER-DECAL-VINYL-/151406448955?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item234087113b 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 There are companies in China (you'll find them on Alibaba.com) who could supply you with 1000 highly realistic Judith Ralston love dolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Become a deep sea diver hunting for lost treasure. But do it irresponsibly. Stick a premium rate phone number on the bottom of your flippers that says. "How's my diving?" When other divers phone in to complain you will be quids in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Become a deep sea diver hunting for lost treasure. But do it irresponsibly. Stick a premium rate phone number on the bottom of your flippers that says. "How's my diving?" When other divers phone in to complain you will be quids in. Squids in surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, then get an average office job, go in on the first day and stick a "How's my skiving?" sticker on the desk, never go back, and wait for the money to roll in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hillonearth Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, go on Strictly Come Dancing and wear a sticker on your back with the saying "How's my jiving?" Quids in. f**k you and your phone vote, BBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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