itzdrk Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 My beard is alright if i let it grow for like a week or two. ^^^ Beast etc. after that its a horrible mess, doesn't grow in well at all all sorts of different lengths...and colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Are you a midget Derek? Also, the woman behind you, wid. I can reach the top shelf and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 We seem to have a severe lack of beard appreciation on P&B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby carlos Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Would love a massive beard but my wife just brings out the "you'll no get any sex if you've got a beard" so I've always got a bit stubble that's all I'm aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Would love a massive beard but my wife just brings out the "you'll no get any sex if you've got a beard" so I've always got a bit stubble that's all I'm aloud. I don't presume she speaks for all women tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Not seen my chin in 9 years, grew a beard initially to hide a nasty scar on my jaw line and haven't shaved since, usually have it quite big and bushy during the winter months and trim it occasionally to avoid looking like a total tramp, got a lot of grey coming through makes me look a lot smarter than i actually am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I had a beard last year as I'd seen a few folk sporting them and I thought I fancy a change. I'm a hairy fucker so took approx 6weeks to get a decent one on the go. Had it for a few months (autumn) and it was magnificent. But once I'd grown it I saw how many other wallopers had a beard, I shaved it off just before Christmas. It was a bit of a pressie for the Mrs too as she hated it. I looked good with it but once it got big it was just as much hassle as shaving cos it had to be trimmed, shaped, oiled, combed etc. It's a fad but I think that deep down most folk will always appreciate a monster beard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Aran Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I tend to have a scruffy beard most of the time. Partly out of laziness, partly due to the fact that despite being a total babe, I don't have much in way of a jawline. Guys in their 20's with full blown, groomed beards tend to be, universally, utter c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 We seem to have a severe lack of beard appreciation on P&B You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 My beard is alright if i let it grow for like a week or two. ^^^ Beast etc. after that its a horrible mess, doesn't grow in well at all all sorts of different lengths...and colours. Dat hairline game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 ^^^ Beast etc. after that its a horrible mess, doesn't grow in well at all all sorts of different lengths...and colours. What about your beard though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I've got one atm Because I'm lazy and not shaved since last weekend It'll be off before heading out in the Ferry Saturday though, I wouldn't want to look scruffy. I work in one of the pubs in the ferry. And I'm bearded. I wouldn't worry about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 It doesn't reflect all people with beards, but these new bearded hipster type tossers must feel a bit socially inadequate. By all means grow a beard, I wouldn't as I think they're the calling card of tramps and paedos etc, but I don't understand why they need to highlight the fact they've got one at every opportunity! A couple of hipsters I know feel the need to announce to the world, via social media, every time they buy a new beard product. It's not as if the non-hipsters feel the need to tell everyone, that they've just bought a new bottle of head and shoulders! General rule I follow, is that 85% of the bearded generation these days are c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The sooner that people realise that beards are for old people and creeps the better. Hopefully get the man bun to f**k as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 The sooner that people realise that beards are for old people and creeps the better. Hopefully get the man bun to f**k as well. When you're old enough to grow a beard you'll see the error of your ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I've gone without a shave for a couple of weeks and now have quite a trampy-looking beard as a result of this. I pretty much have jet black hair, yet I have ginger patches in my beard. I can't explain it. There is no history of gingerness in my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I work in one of the pubs in the ferry. And I'm bearded. I wouldn't worry about it! Haha I'll end up pished and asking any randoms behind the bar with a beard if they're a St Mirren fan now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 A couple of hipsters I know feel the need to announce to the world, via social media, every time they buy a new beard product. It's not as if the non-hipsters feel the need to tell everyone, that they've just bought a new bottle of head and shoulders! #beard #beards #beardporn #boyswithbeards #guyswithbeards #beardsofinstagram #instabeard #menwithbeards #cuntswithbeards #beardedmen #beardfamily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Jagsfan Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This is me and Mrs JJ at a Santa Claus convention a couple of years ago. Lots of proper beards on show, Real Santa Clauses have real beards, not stick ons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I've gone without a shave for a couple of weeks and now have quite a trampy-looking beard as a result of this. I pretty much have jet black hair, yet I have ginger patches in my beard. I can't explain it. There is no history of gingerness in my family.Heard people refer to the ginger patches a Scottish thing....I'm sure there's a scientific explanation. I have/had what people describe as dirty fair hair (with distinguished grey now ) and my stubble grows in blond , black , ginger and grey, no gingers that I know of in the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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