jagfox Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Take the handbrake off m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Well, I walked right into that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Well, I walked right into that one. I hope for your sake, not backwards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Can't beat a good fucking session in a motor, my old Honda Accord saw a lot of action back in the day. Sadly these days, just like the motor, the humping has gone also. Edited June 20, 2015 by wishyman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Criminal that there's not been a Mallrats quote yet... Christ, I'm frankly disgusted that didn't occur to me. In fact, I deserve to be fucked someplace very uncomfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Had to look that up. It's her on top with her arse in your face. P.S. Handy if she's not a looker. Exactly how big is this girl's arse that she's riding your schwanzstucker and it's still in your face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, karakurt said: Oh yes, I had sex in the car and this is a pretty funny case. The fact is that recently I began to have problems with erection and I decided to consult a doctor and he told me that I need to take such pills as cialis or camagra. I ordered them from the website andrikofarmakeio.com and took pills in the morning and evening. Once I drank a pill, and went to pick up my wife from work, because it was raining. Pills acted very strongly and in the end we had sex right in the car. The funny thing is that in the end a policeman came up to us and I had to pay a fine However, it was one of the best sexes in my life. Are you that Nigerian Prince I sent a lot of money to once? Same grammar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 19/06/2015 at 14:35, Larky55 said: Been close on several occasions. I've not given up hope. I don't think watching another couple at it from your hiding place in the bushes counts... also - don't like to burst your optimistic bubble, but if you get seen, i think your chances of being invited to join in are slim at best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: I don't think watching another couple at it from your hiding place in the bushes counts... also - don't like to burst your optimistic bubble, but if you get seen, i think your chances of being invited to join in are slim at best Stan Collymore disagrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 43 minutes ago, karakurt said: Oh yes, I had sex in the car and this is a pretty funny case. The fact is that recently I began to have problems with erection and I decided to consult a doctor and he told me that I need to take such pills as cialis or camagra. I ordered them from the website andrikofarmakeio.com and took pills in the morning and evening. Once I drank a pill, and went to pick up my wife from work, because it was raining. Pills acted very strongly and in the end we had sex right in the car. The funny thing is that in the end a policeman came up to us and I had to pay a fine However, it was one of the best sexes in my life. @Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: I always find the gear stick gets in the way. You have a high opinion of yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Car sexes is the best sexes Oh yes, I had sex in the car and this is a pretty funny case. The fact is that recently I began to have problems with erection and I decided to consult a doctor and he told me that I need to take such pills as cialis or camagra. I ordered them from the website andrikofarmakeio.com and took pills in the morning and evening. Once I drank a pill, and went to pick up my wife from work, because it was raining. Pills acted very strongly and in the end we had sex right in the car. The funny thing is that in the end a policeman came up to us and I had to pay a fine [emoji4] However, it was one of the best sexes in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I once received a blow job from my then girlfriend whilst driving (within the speed limit) along the A941 Lossie to Elgin road. So no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 throbber has had sex with a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: FTFY Nah this was a skanky slag from Lossie. Not a weegie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 17/06/2015 at 22:30, Grim O'Grady said: I used to work for Bolton Council when Phoenix Nights was on, I actually went to a punk night at St Greg's social club, where they filmed Phoenix Nights but that's by the by, that character was called Keith Lard the fire safety officer. Well at the council the real safety officer was called Keith Laird, he looks f**k all like that character, he had more of a 70's porn star look with shoulder length black hair & a tasche. But he took channel 4 to task for defamation of character. He got a tidy wad off them & gave some of it to the fire brigade or some fire safety campaign. Grimbo Surely it’s not only me that sees the delicious irony in this? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Nah this was a skanky slag from Lossie. Not a skanky weegie.FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Yes. In a Nissan Micro no less 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 No but I one fingered a girl on a bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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