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46 minutes ago, Darren said:

The vidiprinter (if that's what it still is) had the same mistake.

This also seems an odd headline from the BBC, was there any combination of results today that would have meant St Mirren weren't third?

St Mirren punish lifeless St Johnstone to stay third

They technically could have gone second. 

But it wasn’t exactly realistic and nor does it fit the tone of the headline. 

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7 hours ago, invergowrie arab said:

Beith were not playing BSC Glasgow today 

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Where to start: it was Broomhill not BSCG; St Andrews hasn't an apostrophe; it's Banks o' Dee; why are Spartans also FC and Beith also Juniors but not Cumnock; Bonnyrigg are Rose Athletic?

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This is the final line of the BBC Website piece about St Johnstone getting rid of their manager today:

 "With 31 league fixtures still to play, those on and off the field have time to turn things around at St Johnstone."

 Seriously, why can't these idiots even count?

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17 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said:

This is the final line of the BBC Website piece about St Johnstone getting rid of their manager today:

 "With 31 league fixtures still to play, those on and off the field have time to turn things around at St Johnstone."

 Seriously, why can't these idiots even count?

It's a fair question. If St Johnstone get to play two extra games, I think that gives them an outside chance of staying up.

As long as those games are against Elgin City and Clyde.

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On 30/10/2023 at 13:55, VincentGuerin said:

It's a fair question. If St Johnstone get to play two extra games, I think that gives them an outside chance of staying up.

As long as those games are against Elgin City and Clyde.

We already beat their B team in the Challenge Cup back in August.

 

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A fairly minor thing, but on the BBC Sport homepage they have the "Football scores" panel which shows the most relevant upcoming fixtures (turning to scores after kick-off).

They have the EFL cup as the default tab, but the second tab is for the EPL - which doesn't have any fixtures again until Saturday. To see tonight's Scottish fixtures, you need to go into the "More" menu. 

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11 minutes ago, The Master said:

A fairly minor thing, but on the BBC Sport homepage they have the "Football scores" panel which shows the most relevant upcoming fixtures (turning to scores after kick-off).

They have the EFL cup as the default tab, but the second tab is for the EPL - which doesn't have any fixtures again until Saturday. To see tonight's Scottish fixtures, you need to go into the "More" menu. 

For some reason, on European nights, when you click on the matches from the list of fixtures, if it’s an English team it goes under the submenu of “European Football”, but if it’s a Scottish team it reverts to “Scottish Football “. A bit ironic given the brexit result…

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ryan-kent-silence-broken-rangers-31260897
 

“Ryan Kent silence broken as Rangers hero issued “loyal” Fenerbahce non negotiable by irked boss with tensions rising”

 

The headline on this article 🤦‍♂️ WTF does it even mean??? Who the f**k writes this shit? Yoda? Complete fucking word salad. Is it deliberate click bait to make people read the article to see what they’re actually gibbering on about since no-one is getting the content of the story from that headline? 

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21 hours ago, Junior_Arab said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ryan-kent-silence-broken-rangers-31260897
 

“Ryan Kent silence broken as Rangers hero issued “loyal” Fenerbahce non negotiable by irked boss with tensions rising”

 

The headline on this article 🤦‍♂️ WTF does it even mean??? Who the f**k writes this shit? Yoda? Complete fucking word salad. Is it deliberate click bait to make people read the article to see what they’re actually gibbering on about since no-one is getting the content of the story from that headline? 

It's got Rangers and Ryan Kent in it. I'm not feeling any compulsion to click.

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22 hours ago, Junior_Arab said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ryan-kent-silence-broken-rangers-31260897
 

“Ryan Kent silence broken as Rangers hero issued “loyal” Fenerbahce non negotiable by irked boss with tensions rising”

 

The headline on this article 🤦‍♂️ WTF does it even mean??? Who the f**k writes this shit? Yoda? Complete fucking word salad. Is it deliberate click bait to make people read the article to see what they’re actually gibbering on about since no-one is getting the content of the story from that headline? 

I saw “Daily Record” & left it unclicked.

Everyone knows who their “journalists” pander to, and what they are.

Gavin Berry, Keith Jackson, Scott McDermott, Mark Pirie etc are all known currants in journalistic circles.

And for that, they are best ridiculed at every opportunity, or better still, ignored. 

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On 29/10/2023 at 19:58, Monkey Tennis said:

This is the final line of the BBC Website piece about St Johnstone getting rid of their manager today:

 "With 31 league fixtures still to play, those on and off the field have time to turn things around at St Johnstone."

 Seriously, why can't these idiots even count?

 

On 30/10/2023 at 13:55, VincentGuerin said:

It's a fair question. If St Johnstone get to play two extra games, I think that gives them an outside chance of staying up.

As long as those games are against Elgin City and Clyde.

You two are going to look very daft when we finish 11th.

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