Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 You can write your will with this free Parker pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) That fucking tripadvisor dog that says 'book' in an incredibly annoying way. Drown it. Quite annoyed by Rita Ora going 'haysooz a baby need you, haysooz a baby need you' in every ad break too. Drown it. Eta - I see my point about these two has already been made Edited August 15, 2015 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 The advert for AO. The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken. How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely. Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 That car advert where they tell the kid he can get an ice cream when they stop for petrol. The dad's smug smile near the end when they drive past the petrol station makes me want to break things. Hope the boy called childline on them when they got home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTidy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The advert for AO. The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken. How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely. Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead? At least if they had her replacing a broken oven then they story would make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Craig Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 That Go Daddy advert is a pain in the arse. Never off the tele. There was a shocker of a Mac B advert I saw recently and the camp Scottish accent off one of c***s voicing it was extremely painful listening. Wouldn't expect anything less from though from a company with more financial trouble than your average Scottish Football Club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Literally every Aviva advert Paul Whitehouse has been in.... and there are hundreds.Do not Diss Whitehouse he is a comedy god!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 The Royal Navy recruitment advert annoys me. The type of 'cool' advert the blast at full volume pre-movie when you go to the cinema. "I was born in (forgot where), but I was made in the Royal Navy". f**k off. Scunthorpe I'm sure Awful advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 The advert for AO. The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken. How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely. Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead? I have watched this again and she smells the milk, how often do people in that household go to the fridge? If the fridge breaks down you would notice it within half a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bukowski Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 'Protect my bubble' and 'What's my claim worth', both annoying shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Any of the Quorn adverts. Specifically 'pwactice pwotein' one. Just do one with your tasteless polystyrene meat substitute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Ringo Starr selling Sketchers shoes. Back to Thomas The Tank Engine you old scouse c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Ringo Starr selling Sketchers shoes. Back to Thomas The Tank Engine you old scouse c**t.Who thought Ringo Starr and shoes were a match? The ad man must have been out his tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Asda using the same song in every slightly varied advert they've made in the past three months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 "did you hear the one about the scotsman , the englishman, the irishman and the German?" "no." "they paid full price for festival tickets. " " full price? Ca-lassic" Just shoot me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Who thought Ringo Starr and shoes were a match? The ad man must have been out his tits. Who thought Ringo Starr and drums were a match? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Who thought Ringo Starr and drums were a match? Not John Lennon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 There's an advert for We Buy Any Car that has a bitter old man sitting on a couch talking about everything he hates with so much venom you think he's going to have a stroke there and then. Then he mentions WBAC and breaks into a gurn/smile that makes you want to smash the tv; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 There's an advert for We Buy Any Car that has a bitter old man sitting on a couch talking about everything he hates with so much venom you think he's going to have a stroke there and then. Then he mentions WBAC and breaks into a gurn/smile that makes you want to smash the tv; The one with the so called hardman who "doesn't like confrontation" is just as bad. The 3 mobile advert with muppet in it just grinds my gears! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 STV bingo!! The arsehole with the party poppers. I'd gladly prize his kneecaps off with a rusty screwdriver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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