AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 1- On The Road by Jack Kerouac Boring as f**k. Just couldn't give a shit about any of the characters. 2- The Shining by Stanley Kubrick A horror film that isn't scary. Great job Kubrick. 3- Revolver by The Beatles I don't particularly like The Beatles anyway but this is some of their wankiest crap and, therefore, is considered their best. 4- In Utero by Nirvana How to turn a great punk band into a dull dirge 5- Breaking Bad Meh. Just a long boring story of how America's healthcare system is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 1 - Pink Floyd 2 - The English Patient 3 - The Clash 4 - Harry Potter 5 - Lord of the Rings (either books or films, both equally rotten) Reason: they are all shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Revolver contains Tomorrow Never Knows - music was never the same after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Was going to go into a rage about you including On The Road, until I read the rest of your list and realised you were at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Was going to go into a rage about you including On The Road, until I read the rest of your list and realised you were at it. On The Road is shite as is Catch 22. Absolutely dreadful novels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Star Wars - all of it, every part of the lexicon, utter c***s lark for c***s Legend of Zelda - just could never get into these, walls of text and slow as f**k MASH - Inexplicably highly rated show with inexplicably 'iconic' theme tune Entourage - This is just terrible, fluff for 'top bantz' loving tossers The Wire - There's some good individual episodes and stretches of good stories running through it, but watching start to finish is an absolute slog. Some terribly cliched characters and a show people say is the best ever just to concur with the consensus. It's nowhere near the best tv ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Wes Anderson films Miranda Hart 90% of dadrock bands Fancy restaurants Banksy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The Great Gatsby Lord of the Rings The Grand Budapest Hotel Ricky Gervais Craft beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Chinatown The Shield Scarface Garden State Donnie Darko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Derek. Can't believe it's Emmy nominated. Sam Smith. Apple. Game of Thrones. Avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm a Beatles fan, and I sort of agree with you when it comes to Revolver, tracks like 'Here, There, and Everywhere', 'Gotta Get You Into My Life', 'I Want to Tell You', and 'Good Day Sunshine' just don't do it for me. I much prefer Abbey Road, The White Album, and Rubber Soul to Revolver. I will say that tracks like 'I'm Only Sleeping', 'She Said She Said', 'Tomorrow Never Knows', 'And Your Bird Can Sing', and 'Taxman' are bloody brilliant though. My list would probably be: Led Zeppelin Monty Python Game Of Thrones Star Wars Ed Sheeran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Derek. Can't believe it's Emmy nominated. The show became boring as soon as Karl Pilkington's character left. I wish Ricky, Steve, and Karl would go back to doing Audiobooks again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The Office(UK & US) The Godfather movies Downton Abbey Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (the album) Dustin Hoffman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Considering I find myself agreeing with half of what everyone else is posting I'm wondering who these fucking critics are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Pink Floyd Team America Chips Twitter Gambling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John MacLean Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Not one but two Beatles albums rate a mention. I'm in shock. Tear stained resignation letter to follow when I've calmed down. Philisitines. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 1) Tarantino- films for people who see themselves as edgy. 2)1984- granted I was 14 when I tried to read it but it was so terribly boring. 3)The IT Crowd- I've seen every episode and, bar the one where Roy is disabled, couldn't stand it. It's like a group of 70s comedians trying to appeal to the digital age. 4)Foo Fighters- it's a shame that two bands as influential as Sunny Day Real Estate and Nirvana led to such lifeless dadrock. 5)Mhairi Black- I'm a teenager and agree with a lot of the SNP so I should really be her target market but she boils my piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Harry Potter - how grown adults can get excited over this pish is beyond me. Foo Fighters - Yassin hits the nail on the head. I was a massive fan of Nirvana as a kid, and think Dave Grohl is really talented, but just don't get them. Ed Sheeran - ginger twat that plays fanny pad music. Pulp Fiction - still can't be arsed following this pish. Fight Club - hardly on par with The Room is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The Simpsons Oasis South Park Pete Doherty Apple products Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Muse Lord Of The Rings Whisky Call Of Duty Game Of Thrones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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