Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Get rid of the bloody thing quick. I've had 13 operations all down to one bloody abscess I had 4 years ago.It would be funny if you had to have 36.
Archie Posted August 28, 2015 Author Posted August 28, 2015 Get rid of the bloody thing quick. I've had 13 operations all down to one bloody abscess I had 4 years ago.How do you mean pal? This stems from bad root canal 9 year ago. Said he couldn't pull the tooth cause the root was under the next tooth and would basically end up wae having both out.
Statue Esk Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Canals- shite Roots- only trees have them. Man up
tinkerbelle Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Try to gargle with almost boiling or as hot as you can stand salted water. Keep trying to swirl it around the offending tooth and hopefully the abscess will soften and burst. If that doesn't help then get to the dentists. Try to get an appointment for 2.30.
Njord Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I've had half of desperate Dans coupon on loan since Monday night. Right out the blue, I'm managing the throb factor. Any of P&Bs finest or even one of the arseholes got any tips for getting the swelling Doon? I only opened the thread to see if you had broken a tooth on your neibs father's leg. Disappointing. But as I'm here, I once burst one whilst standing at the cash desk in the shop I passed the time of day in. With an old screwdriver. Pure, instant, relief.
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I only opened the thread to see if you had broken a tooth on your neibs father's leg. Disappointing. But as I'm here, I once burst one whilst standing at the cash desk in the shop I passed the time of day in. With an old screwdriver. Pure, instant, relief.
welshbairn Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Try to gargle with almost boiling or as hot as you can stand salted water. Keep trying to swirl it around the offending tooth and hopefully the abscess will soften and burst. If that doesn't help then get to the dentists. Try to get an appointment for 2.30. That joke has been copyrighted by Chinese Dentists. Your IP address has been detected and there will be repercussions.
CLANCY2KTID Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I think you have a terminal case of death. Sorry! Terminal cases of death are sometimes the worst kind.
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Terminal cases of death are sometimes the worst kind. Yep. Even worse than waking up and finding you've been murdered.
Njord Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Yep. Even worse than waking up and finding you've been murdered. That yank reporter killer dude, only died after killing himself, so anything is possible.
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 That yank reporter killer dude, only died after killing himself, so anything is possible. He seems quite happy about it.
Njord Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 He seems quite happy about it. 2-1 final score . He won, of course he's happy.
Romeo Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I think you have a terminal case of death. Sorry! It's probably Lupus
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 2-1 final score . He won, of course he's happy.Is there a return leg?
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Is there a return leg? I wondered why he walked round in circles.
CLANCY2KTID Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Yep. Even worse than waking up and finding you've been murdered. If that happens to me one more time, I'm going to the doctor. I've tried to self medicate for long enough now.
Bert Raccoon Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Ibuprofen and salt water. .....together in perfect harmony.
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 But if your bum starts saying "the power of dreams" just remember that abscess makes the fart go Honda...
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