Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm not from Paisley. If only I could find some way to indicate that, using, I dunno, my username or something. Maybe you should stop reading between the lines and concentrate on reading the actual lines, at least until your deduction and comprehension show signs of improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Very easily, apparently. Still, it afforded you the opportunity to spin out another line from your outstanding, and totally fresh, repertoire of smack jokes, so I guess there's that to be thankful for. Yep - the joke was on everyone who was pointing and laughing at Saint Mirren last season; you've sure showed them how wrong they were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Yep - the joke was on everyone who was pointing and laughing at Saint Mirren last season; you've sure showed them how wrong they were! Eh? What the hell has last season got to do with it? I don't think anybody was talking about that. Allow me to recap what happened: A poster famous (on P&B) for wildly optimistic predictions, to the point that it's a standing joke, makes a wildly optimistic prediction. Another poster (you) treats that post with a modicum of seriousness that it really didn't deserve. Regardless of context, regardless of which thread we're on, you're the one who looks daft there. Here's a screengrab, to help you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Right, so you still don't actually know what a 'hook' is. Pointing and laughing at you isn't a hook. Thanks for playing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 PS I know you like to pretend you're in possession of a superior intellect, and like to use mistakes that others make as proof of their being 'stoopit paisley junkies LOL', or something equally hilarious. Here's an example: Spoon-burners in 'being incapable of grasping basic arithmetic' shock. With that in mind I'd like to helpfully point out that 'you've sure showed' is grammatically pretty horrendous. You've used the past tense, when you were looking for the past perfect. Unlucky, clever man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Right, so you still don't actually know what a 'hook' is. Pointing and laughing at you isn't a hook. Thanks for playing anyway. I never said pointing and laughing was a hook. Your ability to read words isn't so good. I've demonstrated above, but once more, for clarity, you were hooked by a wind-up, which was intended to elicit a response from people who can't distinguish bullshit from an honest opinion. I stand by my use of it. Thanks for playing, though, clever man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm not from Paisley. If only I could find some way to indicate that, using, I dunno, my username or something. If yer gonnae be upset at people thinking yer from Paisley (quite rightly) ye probably shouldn't support St. Mirren. At best they might think yer from Bishopton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm not from Paisley. If only I could find some way to indicate that, using, I dunno, my username or something. Maybe you should stop reading between the lines and concentrate on reading the actual lines, at least until your deduction and comprehension show signs of improvement. Wouldn't say Cov is a fantastic step up to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 If yer gonnae be upset at people thinking yer from Paisley (quite rightly) ye probably shouldn't support St. Mirren. At best they might think yer from Bishopton Fair point, though I wasn't upset. I'm a Paisley (junkie LOL!!1!) descendant, and proud of that. I was more making a joke about the fact you claimed to read between the lines, but had failed to read some of the actual lines. Wouldn't say Cov is a fantastic step up to be honest. Nor would I, which is why I didn't say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented Zebra Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Demented Zebra was saying nearly the same things word for word last season. Your right mate expected this to be a season we would make the play offs given all the optimism surrounding Murray. Will hold up my hand and say I was wrong, wrong, wrong by a clear mile. Rae has us picking up points with a team three quarters full of dross. Brining in a few players January and with the return of Goodwin , Naismith round the corner we will get stronger. Under Rae its obvious to see we are much more organized while keeping our shape. That was missing under Murray. Don't get me wrong we are shite that's the bottom line. But we will be an improving shite under Rae sergie's no1 fan Any player Rae brings in has an eye on next season he has made it clear this season is written off its about getting safe nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented Zebra Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Very easily, apparently. Still, it afforded you the opportunity to spin out another line from your outstanding, and totally fresh, repertoire of smack jokes, so I guess there's that to be thankful for. Like you these kind of jokes don't bother me but FFS have you ever walked through Greenock , seriously. We are so kind to pass down so many things from old Love Street stadium to our unfortunate cousins in Greenock. When they were in big money problems we gave them a friendly and filled their tins with cash. Short memories. Maybe Bitter Viking can tell us how many times Moron has beaten one of the worst St Mirren teams I have seen in my life time. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Like you these kind of jokes don't bother me ... goes on tear-stained meltdown about Morton fans laughing at him and his inferior club. Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Like you these kind of jokes don't bother me . In denial about being in denial. Diddums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 ... inferior club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 If yer gonnae be upset at people thinking yer from Paisley (quite rightly) ye probably shouldn't support St. Mirren. At best they might think yer from Bishopton . Sack getting the train home that way after a derby game though! sergie's no1 fan Any player Rae brings in has an eye on next season he has made it clear this season is written off its about getting safe nothing more. Well aye that's what I'm getting at bud, writing the season off as you say we need to get safe. Next 4 games are Alloa at home, QotS at home, QotS away then Dumbarton at home. Should be looking for at least 7 points from this and see where it leaves us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Second Andy Goram Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Choo Choo or no Choo Choo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaintee Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Looks like a particularly strong batch of smack working its way round Paisley this morning. Can you sell me a bag? Or will you just mug me and take my money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaintee Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 ... goes on tear-stained meltdown about Morton fans laughing at him and his inferior club. Seems legit. Top Bantz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Top Bantz ^^^ verge of tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Seems Fife just wasn't glamorous enough for Marc McAusland. He has left DAFC to fulfil his long held aspiration of playing abroad. Also, when I said pre-season that you should head straight through this poxy league and join us in the mighty League One I didn't expect you to take my advice quite so enthusiastically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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