Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Their is a 27 storey building ablaze in the Gorbals. Just joking! I think my posting in the last day has been "on fire" I've had the finest poster on P&B say I was one of his favourite posters, also started two immensely popular threads - "Manners" & "Birds". The P&B masses can look forward to topics like "Tuna" - for piano playas "The Ayia Nappa Daz appreciation thread" - for boiz " The attention seeking cunto" -I'll nominate myself. But, to be serious, it would be great if the community could post their favourite put down/ witty comment/ great point, to signify when they were "on fire" on Pie & Bovril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Zzzzzz Not surprised you've nominated your best post for the "on fire" thread. It's a good one, but not my favourite of all time you cunto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Their is a 27 storey building ablaze in the Gorbals. Just joking! I think my posting in the last day has been "on fire" I've had the finest poster on P&B say I was one of his favourite posters, also started two immensely popular threads - "Manners" & "Birds". The P&B masses can look forward to topics like "Tuna" - for piano playas "The Ayia Nappa Daz appreciation thread" - for boiz " The attention seeking cunto" -I'll nominate myself. But, to be serious, it would be great if the community could post their favourite put down/ witty comment/ great point, to signify when they were "on fire" on Pie & Bovril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 You are fucking mad MB. I'm not 100% convinced you are for real though. As in "you think I'm a robot"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I just don't believe you work in oil and gas and are over the age of 30Sniffing gas maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 I just don't believe you work in oil and gas and are over the age of 30 I'll send you my CV and burf systifikate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Look_at_me.gif Why? Cos you've got a slightly amusing avatar? Or, if I've misunderstood, and you a referring to me, believe it or not, I already alluded to the fact I'm an attention seeker. If you don't like it, ignore button is your friend. Please & thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 I think Throbber and mortar bored are the same person. I wish! I'd love to sniff his birds,sisters keks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I think Throbber and mortar bored are the same person. This crossed my mind recently, I applaud you for stepping from the shadows and suggesting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 This crossed my mind recently, I applaud you for stepping from the shadows and suggesting it. So wrong! I'm Roland B, T Jenkins, Polly Thene, Bullet Baxter etc, and numerous other aliases, Throbber, I'm not. He is my fave poster though, hence the mutual masturbation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Why were you banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 MB is far more witty and enthusiastic than i am. You're both fibbers and buffoons though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'm fed up of lazy posters stealing some of my unique put downs so don't want to advertise them more than necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Why were you banned? Because, someone suggested I was PB, who, although it was before my time, was rightly banned for racism. As soon as that label stuck, I was fucked. I have never, in any guise posted anything even slightly controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Or interesting, or witty. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Yet you choose to comment? Try better next time chump. Or better still, try getting a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 In fact VT you are a one trick pony, what do actually contribute? Go on, quote your last witty or interesting post, c'mon prove that you are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 ^^^ Sobbing uncontrollably You missed out "seething"! Also try. ^^^ not box office^^^ That always impresses new-comers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Yet you choose to comment? Try better next time chump. Or better still, try getting a ride? In fact VT you are a one trick pony, what do actually contribute? Go on, quote your last witty or interesting post, c'mon prove that you are the best. You missed out "seething"! Also try. ^^^ not box office^^^ That always impresses new-comers. Still: at least you're taking it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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