paranoid android Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Eating porridge for your tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 People who own ice cream vans are always dodgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I agree, although I'm not sure how happy I am agreeing with someone called "Work the shaft", especially on a beast thread. Get me on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 That's going in. Thank-you, sir! It may well be past the 5pm deadline, but these two are nailed on BEAST traits, so an allowance should be made. Any male wearing jewellery other than a wedding ring should automatically be under suspicion. 1000 times yes. My ex-boss used to wear a little gold bracelet. I got the creeps every time I saw it. Definitely suspect. I don't even agree with wearing wedding rings tbh, but I'm prepared to accept that too many arguments with wives would occur, and they just wouldn't be worth having. But as for other jewellery... shudder. I particularly disapprove of gold bracelets and necklaces, but eyebrow piercings are another sign of being a fiddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Shirts and polo shirts buttoned right up to the neck is the tell tale sign of a wrong un'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I've never seen anything more beastly on here than creating a thread dedicated to beastly activities to dictate what is deemed beastly to throw people off the trail of your beastliness. Except putting salt on pancakes. Rugster = BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Shirts and polo shirts buttoned right up to the neck is the tell tale sign of a wrong un'. You look scruffy without the top button done on a lot of polos and shirts. Shite shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 You look scruffy without the top button done on a lot of polos and shirts. Shite shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I agree with buttoning polo shirts right up, regular shirts? Nah, you're not getting your primary school photos done. Get that top button out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I agree with buttoning polo shirts right up, regular shirts? Nah, you're not getting your primary school photos done. Get that top button out. I have some shirts that need buttoned up right to the top otherwise they just look ridiculous, Ralphie ones for example, definitely not beastly, just tidy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Sit down in the shower until yer hearts content lads, yer no longer beasts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 The ahower thing will go back on tomorrow. Whether it is on the list in the first post or not is irrelevant, it is in the category scoring matrix. She's not only hacked the post, but fucked up the formatting also. This will all be fixed tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Use of the word "Ralphie" when describing certain garments of clothing. I'm away to try and get as many in as possible after the reaction Tommy Soup got on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 The ahower thing will go back on tomorrow. Whether it is on the list in the first post or not is irrelevant, it is in the category scoring matrix. She's not only hacked the post, but fucked up the formatting also. This will all be fixed tomorrow. People that have 'Domestics' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm a bit disappointed that driving instructors didn't make the final cut. Any group of people who's preferred method of payment is the gash card or the hairy cheque book should be a nap IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Unless it's being worn with a tie, the top button of a shirt should never be fastened. However, guys who leave the top two buttons unfastened are definite beasts. This is 100% correct. Unfortunately too late for nominating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Thank-you, sir! 1000 times yes. My ex-boss used to wear a little gold bracelet. I got the creeps every time I saw it. Definitely suspect. I don't even agree with wearing wedding rings tbh, but I'm prepared to accept that too many arguments with wives would occur, and they just wouldn't be worth having. But as for other jewellery... shudder. I particularly disapprove of gold bracelets and necklaces, but eyebrow piercings are another sign of being a fiddler. I wear a wedding band and a watch (smartwatch on most days, proper watch on occasions) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Nonsense on the headphones. Earphones fall out when walking about. They are also shit quality in general Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril I don't use those bigger headphones (or any headphones at all really) but I can understand why folk use them. A lot of these types of headphones are noise cancelling headphones, which if using public transport is a god send. Normal in ear headphones don't have this feature and this leads to many people turning them up to max volume to drown out other noise, this in turn leads to loss of hearing for the listener and annoying musicla overspill for anyone within 10 yards of them. Bigger headphones might make you look a bit silly, but it shows signs of consideration not only for themselves but others around them. Definitely not beast behaviour. As if we need confirmation of it, but Deeboy kens the score. What kind of shit earphones do you buy? I have 1 set of in ear and 1 set of headphones. Both made by monster (to be fair the Nokia HD headphones cost me nothing and they are by far the best things ever) and I bought their in ear phones (buds) sound designed by earth wind and fire. No sound goes anywhere but in my lugs. Even the basic skull candy earbuds are cheap and cheerful enough to do a good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 You look scruffy without the top button done on a lot of polos and shirts. Shite shout. Only if the person looks like a scrote in the first place. Nah, the fully buttoned-up look is the non-verbal admission (by the wearer of the shirt), that they engage in beastly activity. Probably two or three times a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Only if the person looks like a scrote in the first place. Nah, the fully buttoned-up look is the non-verbal admission (by the wearer of the shirt), that they engage in beastly activity. Probably two or three times a week. Nonsense. Can tell there's a lot of old lads on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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