ScotlandGer Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm on a relatively respectable 3.5 as things stand - though I'm in anticipation of the full scale-matrix for greater awareness of my beastliness. Eggy dip-dip made me laugh out loud . I'm def. going to make French Toast this weekend and refer to it as eggy dip-dip to gauge the reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 smartwatch If this becomes an annual topic, that should be the first thing on next year's list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Just spotted one on the darts. Any male out of their teens, drinking Blue WKD. Especially if you are middle aged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Eggy dip-dip made me laugh out loud . I'm def. going to make French Toast this weekend and refer to it as eggy dip-dip to gauge the reaction. If gauging the reaction is getting your c**t kicked in, then fire on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Just spotted one on the darts. Any male out of their teens, drinking Blue WKD. Especially if you are middle aged Also, anyone in fancy dress at the darts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Also, anyone at the darts. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 If gauging the reaction is getting your c**t kicked in, then fire on. I'm anticipating anything between a stern look and a boot in the baws - worth it for eggy dip-dip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Sweating in public if you haven't (i) just been to the gym/played fives or (ii) there is no (ii) you fucking sweaty beast. Sweating in public is acceptable for P+Bers living in or visiting Australia. However wearing ugg boots in public, especially when it's not winter, is for the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Playing Philpy at pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm away to try and get as many in as possible after the reaction Tommy Soup got on here. 'Tommy Soup' should see you high on the scale as things stand anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Having a pocket diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Or men a that wear Ugg boots in public anywhere/anytime, unless they are Inuit or Eskimo person in the Arctic circle, nothing else is acceptable ever, ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Flat caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Nonsense. Can tell there's a lot of old lads on here. Do you wear skinny jeans and converse or brogues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 One thing that will be key for the scale to work will be honesty. It's self marking, you see. Dishonesty would be disappointing and not in the spirit of outing beastiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 One thing that will be key for the scale to work will be honesty. It's self marking, you see. Dishonesty would be disappointing and not in the spirit of outing beastiness. What if someone was to have wiped standing up and sitting down at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Sitting down in a shower sounds more like being a beastee rather than a beaster Yeah, I usually sit down in the shower, whilst rocking back and forward and weeping uncontrollably, after a serious beasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 What if someone was to have wiped standing up and sitting down at some point? Even one wipe whilst standing is enough. Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Is the buttoned-up polo shirt not still the preserve of the Chelsea casual? Again, more the preserve of the beastee, I'd have thought. Give them a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Is the buttoned-up polo shirt not still the preserve of the Chelsea casual? Again, more the preserve of the beastee, I'd have thought. Give them a pass. If you tolerate this, then your children will be next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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