P45 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 That is fucking horrendous beast chat from Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm going to set up an experiment where an independent adjudicator inspects by sight and smell each one of our arseholes and then we'll see who's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 You utter abomination. It's exactly like borstal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 6. belt, roasted cheese, ice tea (it's hot here ffs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 It's exactly like borstal. I've got an image of you looking like you are being frisked for a melted Mintola in my head, which is probably enough to elevate me to at least Gary Glitter. Disgusting, Pete. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm going to set up an experiment where an independent adjudicator inspects by sight and smell each one of our arseholes and then we'll see who's right. I bet you are. Beastly notion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 20! Stuart Hall (just) I only sometimes keep coins in my back pocket if there are holes in my front ones. Honest guv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Stop the bus. How do you get your hand through the gap between your legs to achieve appropriate purchase? There's something in the way for me there making that impractical to say the least, if not actually dangerous.Or do these recumbent wipers have 2dimensional arms so can squeeze through gap between the seat and the bowl?Confused and a little scared. WMM x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I scored 7 2 pointer for my work badge - its on a lanyard as soon as 5 hits I'm out the door and in the car without a thought. 5 Pointer for coins in back pocket......How the f**k can you categorise back pocket being the same beastliness as the purse carriers. I actively do not carry coins in a wallet but I'm being tarnished with the same brush as these Adam Johnstones ? Geez ma baw I'm gawn hame!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 20! Stuart Hall (just) I only sometimes keep coins in my back pocket if there are holes in my front ones. Honest guv. Why the f**k you got holes in your front pockets? We have got a live one here. Chap on the door soon Tam! Good work Rugster & everyone involved, we knew finally he would let slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 A low scoring 4 for me, although drinking Cappucinos aside, the other three are toilet related. I stand to wipe, occasionally when tired/hungover sit to piss and occasionally talk to people I know at the urinals (I am not cottaging, in no way cottaging). I also hold the view that the sit down wipers are the real Gary Glitter types. With the multipliers, I'm on 14, making me Stuart Hall: a happy clappy, extrovert, zany beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Stop the bus. How do you get your hand through the gap between your legs to achieve appropriate purchase? There's something in the way for me there making that impractical to say the least, if not actually dangerous. Or do these recumbent wipers have 2dimensional arms so can squeeze through gap between the seat and the bowl? Confused and a little scared. WMM x {David Attenborough voice} And here, we see that the common beast cannot comprehend even the most basic, natural of procedures. Their minds are too awash with images of school sports days and soft play areas. Without immediate intervention by the authorities, it is only a matter of time before their urges become uncontrollable. {/David Attenborough voice} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 19 so slipped comfortably into Stuart Hall. Slightly aggrieved that heel and chipper made up half my points but c'est la vie eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Reactive lens and eggy dip dip should be Cat. 5. In fact reactive lens should have a category all of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Slim fit jeans Life advice : be a shepherd, not one of the sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 7 points. Gather round children, for I am safe. It's time for Lorne rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Life advice : be a shepherd, not one of the sheep. Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 DLT - 16 points <<< hairy cornflake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Wtf Life advice: be a shark, not a llama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Why the f**k you got holes in your front pockets? We have got a live one here. Chap on the door soon Tam! Good work Rugster & everyone involved, we knew finally he would let slip. Dunno, probably from keys. I should get a chain to attach them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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