Rugster Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 B*st*rd! Just so you know, there's nothing I like better than walking about the Forge shopping centre with my tongue stuck down the throat of a 99! GIRUY! I refused to put 99s on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm slim mate, I'd manage fine. Your posts have a fat quality about them tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 12. Getting five for calling a chipper a chipper is harsh IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 12. Getting five for calling a chipper a chipper is harsh IMO. Chipper, Lorne and Heelies are all regional terms and shouldn't be included. But let's not take this too seriously eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Chipper, Lorne and Heelies are all regional terms and shouldn't be included. But let's not take this too seriously eh? Don't know about you gd but I take paedophilia very seriously (18 for me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Don't know about you gd but I take paedophilia very seriously (18 for me). Aye you professionals are always more committed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 B*st*rd! Just so you know, there's nothing I like better than walking about the Forge shopping centre with my tongue stuck down the throat of a 99! GIRUY! I recall seeing a wee fat Celtic fan with a mask and an oxygen bottle in a JD bag getting the boot by a security officer, was that you Larry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Absolute pish! Was a Sports Direct Re-Usable, have it here right beside me. I remember now, you walked like your wee chubby arse cheeks were glued together which made you walk like a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Below are practices/phrases which clearly define people who should be on the register: Please feel free to add any I have missed below and the list will be updated. [*]Referring to square sausage as Lorne/Slice/Flat [*]Referring to French toast as eggy dip dip/eggy bread [*]Sitting down in the shower [*]Keeping coins in a wallet or back pocket [*]Using an electric blanket if under 65 [*]Sharing a pint in a pub update 10 Here are the categories http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/228912-beastisms/page-16#entry10184585 Here is the scale http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/228912-beastisms/page-16#entry10184591 These are incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 These are incorrect. No, they are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 My parents called the end of the bread 'heels' but I don't think I've ever used the expression. Therefore I'm 0% beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 My parents called the end of the bread 'heels' but I don't think I've ever used the expression. Therefore I'm 0% beast Tell that to the baying mob after The Sun print your name and address in their paper. Guilty by association, I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'd say that anyone who says they haven't ever done any of the beastly actions on the list is absolutely a beast. It's a fucking long list with some small-scale beastly activity so I'd worry an awful lot more about any 0%ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 No, they are not. Aye they are. Lorne sausage is an acceptable name. Coins in wallet - nothing wrong with that, perfect if your wallet has a zip. Electric blankets - not a necessity in life but great when you use them Sitting in the shower - needs room be done on those horrifically hungover days Sharing a pint - no explanation required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'd say that anyone who says they haven't ever done any of the beastly actions on the list is absolutely a beast. It's a fucking long list with some small-scale beastly activity so I'd worry an awful lot more about any 0%ers Yeah it's the Stuat Hall 'I never did anything wrong, ever' defence. Dodgy as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 What level does cleaning your teeth while your having a shite go at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 Aye they are. Lorne sausage is an acceptable name. Coins in wallet - nothing wrong with that, perfect if your wallet has a zip. Electric blankets - not a necessity in life but great when you use them Sitting in the shower - needs room be done on those horrifically hungover days Sharing a pint - no explanation required Are you a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Are you a woman? ^^^^ Looking for a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 You're in absolutely no position to ridicule anyone's beastliness after that confession. What else do you do to save time? Have your breakfast on the shiter?Funny you mention it but apparently when I was a wean I used to sit on the potty and eat my dinner.Clearly my beastie behaviour has been passed down by my parents who allowed this to happen. ETA - Would be good to know where my behaviour sits on the list. Apart from watching wrestling I don't really fit any of the other categories. My missus finds the whole shitting/teethbrush thing quite disgusting. I'll be sure to let her know some of my P+B pals think it's not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 Funny you mention it but apparently when I was a wean I used to sit on the potty and eat my dinner.Clearly my beastie behaviour has been passed down by my parents who allowed this to happen.ETA - Would be good to know where my behaviour sits on the list. Apart from watching wrestling I don't really fit any of the other categories.My missus finds the whole shitting/teethbrush thing quite disgusting. I'll be sure to let her know some of my P+B pals think it's not too bad. That's a category all by itself. Award yourself 60 points just for that practice alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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