Romeo Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Referring to camping as "tenting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I often have a piss while brushing my teeth at night. Is that acceptable? I piss in the toilet, obvs That's some multi-tasking. It would be awkward if you motioned the hand holding yer dick instead of the one holding your toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 TBS of 11 for me, the Heel of the bread, lorne, sitting down to pee (it can take a while at my age) and wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 TBS of 11 for me, the Heel of the bread, lorne, sitting down to pee (it can take a while at my age) and wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie When did blokes start sitting down for a piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 When did blokes start sitting down for a piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I didn't think it could get anymore beastly than standing up to wipe. That was until someone admitted to brushing their teeth whilst doing a shite. Unbelievable. Also, someone mentioned turboshandy a while back. Does anyone actually know whether he was banned or just disappeared on his own accord after literally outing himself as a genuine beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 A solid (and slightly disturbing) ,16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 A solid (and slightly disturbing) ,16. When did the The Bristol Stool Chart get revised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I added apricots to a chicken curry and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thought I would refer myself directly to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I didn't think it could get anymore beastly than standing up to wipe. That was until someone admitted to brushing their teeth whilst doing a shite. Unbelievable. Also, someone mentioned turboshandy a while back. Does anyone actually know whether he was banned or just disappeared on his own accord after literally outing himself as a genuine beast? I think he just fucked off of his own accord when someone worked it out. In fact, seeing the stuff about the Adam Johnson case today reminded me, they were similar ages This forum's searching capacity is horrendous, so I'd presume turboshandy's last post was made at some point after January 2015. Some digging later and it was yourself who did the maths: or at least pointed it out. Effectively, they got together when he was 27/28 and she was 16/17. I should also add that this actually happened in January 2015 and it appears he's since deleted the post and never been seen on the board again. A wise move. "A few eyebrows raised" ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Some extremely weird beastery-defending banned users in that thread too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I think he just fucked off of his own accord when someone worked it out. In fact, seeing the stuff about the Adam Johnson case today reminded me, they were similar ages This forum's searching capacity is horrendous, so I'd presume turboshandy's last post was made at some point after January 2015. Some digging later and it was yourself who did the maths: or at least pointed it out. Effectively, they got together when he was 27/28 and she was 16/17. I should also add that this actually happened in January 2015 and it appears he's since deleted the post and never been seen on the board again. A wise move. "A few eyebrows raised" ffs. Imagine your 16 year old sister/daughter coming home with a 28 (I'm sure he was 30 for some reason?) year old man, my dad would go mental.. I'm surprised he had the brass neck to be seen with her in public to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 A sparkling 17 beastisms for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Lineker with a child in space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 A fairly respectable 6. If I followed Rugster's scoring rules, I would be an 11 but obviously, I'm not going to. Utterly creeped out by the thought that anyone with a Y chromosome wipes their arse sitting down. And you're claiming the standers are beasts? That's like saying "You're a beast unless you walk around the park with a dog lead and no dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 You've been Stateside too long, Remington. They get up to all sorts of BEASTly things in their turd-marinating lavvies. Starting to think there may be something to this arse-wiping theory. If a heifer such as myself can maintain a spotless buttcrack without changing position for better access, some folk obviously have their minds on something else instead of the task literally at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 It would appear from the results that everyone on this site is a beast. Furthermore, they are doing very little to disguise their activities. I scored 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I scored 0. An out and out beast would say that Being a Celtic fan there's no point in calculating my score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Scored a 10. Not too bad I suppose! Not sure that someone who lives just beyond the edges of civilisation should be the one to decide the scores tbh? The Killie guy who simultaneously shits and brushes should be immediately put in the stocks for the weekend then carried off to the Tower for a very long stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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