Scary Bear Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 An out and out beast would say that Being a Celtic fan there's no point in calculating my score Go on. Just for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 17 - I've informed the wife and she is taking the kids away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Coins in wallet - nothing wrong with that, perfect if your wallet has a zip. And why in the name of God would your wallet have a zip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I got 7. Used to wear crocs at work but moved up to Birkenstocks. So probably score should be more like 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 5 for me, largely because I don't use West Coast wacko food terminology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 [*]Sitting down for a piss (if you are a male) [*]Men who add flavoured syrup to a coffee. [*]Men who drink Lattes/Cappucino's/Soy Lattes/Chai Tea Latte/Chai Tea/Green Tea/Peppermint Tea. [*]Referring to square sausage as Lorne/Slice/Flat There it is, my Beastly list of shame. I marked myself as a sit down pisser. I do this if I get up through the night as I leave the bathroom light off. (bathroom fan makes a hoor of a racket) I pee normally the rest of the time. I actually combine the next two, I occasionally put syrup in my latte, not sure if this halves the Beastliness involved or doubles it. (probably the latter) I don't agree with the last point, it's called Lorne, any packet of the stuff in supermarkets or the wee label in my local butcher calls it such. However, in the spirit of the thread, I will accept the point. BEAST score: 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What about men who add syrup to Cappuccino/Lattes etc. Are they double pointers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What is really wrong with a caramel latte out of Starbucks? Surely that's not beastly at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Astonished not to see school/brown shoes with no socks here. Incontrovertible evidence of a desire to be sexually involved with minors imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Do the folk that stand up to wipe never ask themselves why the toilet roll isn't at head height? You don't need to be a contortionist to meerly rock to the side to wipe. Must have arses like a Rorschach tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I think he just fucked off of his own accord when someone worked it out. In fact, seeing the stuff about the Adam Johnson case today reminded me, they were similar ages This forum's searching capacity is horrendous, so I'd presume turboshandy's last post was made at some point after January 2015. Some digging later and it was yourself who did the maths: or at least pointed it out. Effectively, they got together when he was 27/28 and she was 16/17. I should also add that this actually happened in January 2015 and it appears he's since deleted the post and never been seen on the board again. A wise move. "A few eyebrows raised" ffs. I remember posting in the thread but just wasn't sure if he was banned for it or fucked off himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 And why in the name of God would your wallet have a zip? Mine has a stud. He keeps it in his pocket Surely referring to oneself in the third person should have been included. The behaviour of utter perverts, as just evidenced. Edit: or, I suppose second person too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 It's fucking Lorne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What the fùck is half Lorne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 It's square and it always will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Slice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What the fùck is half Lorne? Rectangle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Rectangle? Usually more of a trapezoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Never understood the 'roasted cheese' thing. It's toasted or grilled. You don't put it in an oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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