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I've got two cats and they don't jump about anywhere. Mind you, they're so old that every time they sleep I need to check they're still breathing but even so, no cats on my work tops, thank you very much.

You don't know what they're doing whilst you're not there. They probably rubbing themselves all over your work tops out of spite, if they are the same as all other cats (hating humans with a passion).

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My two cats are magic. Brilliant pets. Though one of them has recently taken to sitting on the couch beside me and just staring at me for an inordinate length of time lately. It's a bit disconcerting.

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Well other than it being multiple cats instead of just one, no, but tbh I think it's pretty rank having cats just kicking about a kitchen where food is prepared. If anything it's definitely less sanitary in a household with cats because people let them jump about wherever they want.

How many people have you heard of falling ill due to their food being infected by cats?

The little fuckers are constantly cleaning themselves and leaving nice clumps of hair around the house for you to clean up.

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My two cats are magic. Brilliant pets. Though one of them has recently taken to sitting on the couch beside me and just staring at me for an inordinate length of time lately. It's a bit disconcerting.

It's a sign of your imminent death.

Cats can sense this.

R.I.P.

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How many people have you heard of falling ill due to their food being infected by cats?

The little fuckers are constantly cleaning themselves and leaving nice clumps of hair around the house for you to clean up.

I hear of people with cats getting ill all the time. Whether the cats are causing it nobody knows. It's more the hair that I was talking about tbh, it's bound to get in the food at the cafe if there's loads of cats all shedding/coughing up hair balls beside you as you eat.

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Am I missing something? The website for the Edinburgh one states it's £7 an hour. Where is this £20 come from?

If they up their prices a bit they'll get that Hearts fan knocking on the windows looking for a job.

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