P45 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 You can always tell someone is a ned when they give their children names such as Dakota, Chantelle, Jordan or Rhys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Is it mandatory for all neds to own at least one Marseille trackie tap as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 When they cut about in Rangers or Celtic tops wi the Carling logo on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 The neck tattoo is always a sign of being a ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Staffie dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Voi Jeans Having their child's name end in ...den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Neds are just a walking advertisement for JD Sports. These days, the sovereign wearing, Burberry clad warrior poet is unfortunately a dying breed of ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Voi Jeans I'd extend that to include any jeans that aren't just the classic Levi's/Wranger style. Any jeans with pockets in unusual places or straps, chains, elasticated ankles etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 The neck tattoo is always a sign of being a ned. Spot on. Is tucking jeans into awful timberland boots or trackie / shell suit bottoms into socks still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Anyone with a McKenzie hoody, G Star raw another neddy brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Wearers of white baseball caps are always dead certs. Voi Jeans Or any garment by McKenzie or Firetrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 You can always tell someone is a ned when they give their children names such as Dakota, Chantelle, Jordan or Rhys. Nah, most neds double-barrel their kids' names now. So: Dakota-Jade Chantelle-Liberty Jordan-Giselle or Jordan-Brody depending on whether the lucky child is male or female. Rhys-Stannis-Jack-Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Anyone who puts a spoiler and white alloys on a 51 plate Vauxhall Astra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Having a nickname ending in "O" Rabbo Marto Craigo Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Having a nickname ending in "O" Rabbo Marto Craigo Grimbo Badge of honour - cunto Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Badge of honour - cunto Grimbo Cheers Grimm Morto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Cheers Grimm Morto The pleasure & the privilege is mine, Morto. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 The pleasure & the privilege is mine, Morto. Grimbo Love it when people quote Mozzo. Morto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Anyone who has a Stone Island patch sewn onto the sleeve of their Primark sweatshirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Anyone who has a Stone Island patch sewn onto the sleeve of their Primark sweatshirt. To be fair that's probably what Stone Island do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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