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If I eat cauliflower, it makes me turn evil for an indeterminate amount of time, during which my clothes turn a slightly darker colour and rather than use my powers for good I dick about and hit the bottle. Eventually I split into my "good" and "evil" selves and have a very symbolic fight in a scrap yard.

No matter how many times this happens, my dad always sneaks some cauliflower into his homemade soup.

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Zips give me the fear. When you rip them up and down really fast, it makes me feel really uneasy.

I have no idea why, the sound goes right through me.

I caught my bell on my zip after a pish earlier in the week. It must have been the most microscopic of brushes with the metal and didn't actually cause any pain, but I actually felt sick for the next hour just thinking about what might have happened.

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I caught my bell on my zip after a pish earlier in the week. It must have been the most microscopic of brushes with the metal and didn't actually cause any pain, but I actually felt sick for the next hour just thinking about what might have happened.

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