Gordon EF Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I like loose fitting clothes even if I look like a jakeball. I don't fall out with my girlfriend that much but 85% of our arguments are down to me drinking and the remaining 15% are of her insisting i wear jeans and not jobby catchers when we're going out. Yesterday I wanted to wear my Lonsdale shorts for our day out and she insisted I wore a fancier pair of shorts which had clearly shrank since I last wore them and I had to walk about uncomfortable as a result. I wouldn't have been uncomfortable in my lonsdales. It's all coming together throbber. You're on the trackies because you're developing a fat arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Interesting article about @DA Baracus in the Huffington Post - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tykables-adult-baby-storefront_us_58d127f7e4b0be71dcf7e9ba Also, throbber, wearing Lonsdale shorts for a day out with your girlfriend? That is unforgivable Are you going to go all out and get a Slazenger hoodie for your wedding day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I dont complain to her when she's lying down in the park sunbathing looking like a beached whale. Maybe you should? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 What did you do on your day out throbs? The only activity that wearing Lonsdales is appropriate for is walking to the shop to buy hangover food. Anything else makes you a confirmed scaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Interesting article about @DA Baracus in the Huffington Post - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tykables-adult-baby-storefront_us_58d127f7e4b0be71dcf7e9ba Also, throbber, wearing Lonsdale shorts for a day out with your girlfriend? That is unforgivable Are you going to go all out and get a Slazenger hoodie for your wedding day? I feel I'm being grossly misrepresented here. I am not in to that sort of thing and I don't know why anyone would think I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I feel I'm being grossly misrepresented here. I am not in to that sort of thing and I don't know why anyone would think I am. Because you invented the sex pram, people are basically assuming all kinds of indecency on your behalf. @throbber You went to a posh food market in Stockbridge wearing Lonsdale shorts? I'm amazed they let you in. Can you not buy a decent pair of shorts that are more appropriate to your age and standing in the community? Even a pishy pair of cargo shorts would be superior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 What constitutes "fancier" shorts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Jorts and Lonsdale. What a wardrobe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Because you invented the sex pram, people are basically assuming all kinds of indecency on your behalf. @throbber You went to a posh food market in Stockbridge wearing Lonsdale shorts? I'm amazed they let you in. Can you not buy a decent pair of shorts that are more appropriate to your age and standing in the community? Even a pishy pair of cargo shorts would be superior. I saw a gap in the market, that's all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Jorts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I really enjoy throbber's stories.Said no-one ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, throbber said: they were denim. I have a few other pairs of more formal shorts that i bought before our holiday in New York in 2015. Did you also wear high-heels like the 'Strutters' in the moneysupermarket ad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Do you have one of those baseball caps with the wee propeller on top to go with your jorts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I didn't wear high heels no, I wore crocks. Crocks? Someone post that Jim Carrey gagging gif on my behalf please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Lonsdale shorts and crocs, you must look like you are constantly heading to a fancy dress party dressed as the world's biggest arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 @throbber No wonder your girlfriend dresses you if jorts or Lonsdale shorts and crocs is what you would choose to wear. It must look like she's taking someone with special needs out for a day trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I assume he doesn't want his good stuff to get wet when he stops to water his beached whale of a burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I can't believe that throbber has a girlfriend, considering he cuts about dressed like a tramp, doesn't work, drinks warm milk and takes photographs of his neighbours through their windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I do have some redeeming qualities as well. I think these are your redeeming qualities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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