Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I do have some redeeming qualities as well. It's like you've given up putting the effort into your stories now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The Throbbers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, throbber said: Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. Out of interest which ethnic minorities are you intolerant of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is throbber's best work by a mile.Bravo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Reading throbber's attribute list reminds me of the famous Chris Rock sketch."I ain't never been racist to most minority groups!""What you want, a cookie?""Hey, I never been in trouble with the law...""You're not supposed to get in trouble with the law, you dumb motherfucker!""Hey I'm rarely late and excercise regularly.""Low expectation having motherfucker...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. If you don't have a job what do you have to be on time for and have a regular sleep pattern . If I was a bum I would just sleep the day away and make sure I turn up late everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Tolerant of most racial groups. I will tolerate the Danish but Norwegians. No sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just now, D.A.F.C said: Tolerant of most racial groups. I will tolerate the Danish but Norwegians. No sir. That's nationality rather than race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's nationality rather than race. Bolt you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just now, Cerberus said: Bolt you. Usain I'm a liar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 20 hours ago, throbber said: Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. If you're a middle-aged Arab, Throbber's going to f**k you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I am wearing jeans today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I am wearing jeans today. What's the special occasion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I just didn't want to face any more ridicule at the hands of ICTChris and Jamaldo. Peer pressure is a wonderful thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Gordon EF said: If you're a middle-aged Arab, Throbber's going to f**k you up. Granny Danger is safe then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 After sharing his love of tracksuit bottoms I'm now convinced this is throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Lonsdales on Slag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I was out in it for a while and then had to come back in for my dinner. Wish i had a garden on nights like this. A south facing one [emoji106][emoji274][emoji41] -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I've got a sunny back garden for the first time in about 15 houses. And it's secluded. Yaldi.. Spoiler Taps aff and breeks aff if I want... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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