Grim O'Grady Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 According to a recent post, 3 slices of toast is the ultimate requirements for beans on toast (if it's full can consumption. But ladies & gents, what say you? I go 2 white sliced bread toasted, must be a toasty loaf. I then spread with a dairy-free spread & pour the boiling beans (must be pan boiled not microwaved). Then a squirty squirl of HP broon sauce. Always leave a wee bit of toast for the final mop up. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Brown fucking sauce on your beans on toast? What an absolute goon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Needs brown bread and cheese and no HP. And you don't boil the beans. It even says on the tin it "impairs the flavour". Also, you need 3 slices of toasts minimum .. any fewer and you're just eating beans on their own. Apart from that, spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I like crispy pets as a side order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 2 slice of plain with some nandos sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I tend to put some tabasco and some Wooos Worch Lea & Perrins in with the beans. Same applies for spaghetti hoops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Do. Not. Burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 If they don't lock you up for incinerating your pets, they should get you for crimes against cooking. Fucking broon sauce? No cheese? You're a fucking monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I don't like beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 13, 2016 Author Share Posted May 13, 2016 Lukewarm bean bandits should be dysoningeded, broon sauce is what her majesty has on her beans (on toast) so watch what you say, it's possibly treasonous. You have been warned (mods, please). Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Genuinely never had beans on toast. My mum always told me that was what poor people ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Genuinely never had beans on toast. My mum always told me that was what poor people ate. Your mothers talking out of her arse. Two slices of toasted white loaf, thinly buttered. Beans. Acceptable toppings are cheese, chilli flakes or some kind of hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 beans and wee sausages, 3 slices of bread and a burnt tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Worcester sauce or Beastliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 4 slice white toast, buttered. 3 cheese slices, topped with Heinz fiery chilli beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Three slices of white toasted bread, buttered with some grated cheese on top of the beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 What the f**k is this buttered toast shite with beans on toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 What the f**k is this buttered toast shite with beans on toast? You go bareback with beans on toast? You're a madman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 You go bareback with beans on toast? You're a madman. Toast one side of the bread fully, turn over, wait till it's just starting to brown up then dump on the beans, cheese, a splash of Worcester Sauce and fire back under the grill until cheese is fully melted. edit: Making the mistake of fully toasting the other side of the bread results in burnt edges once the cheese has melted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Toast one side of the bread fully, turn over, wait till it's just starting to brown up then dump on the beans, cheese, a splash of Worcester Sauce and fire back under the grill until cheese is fully melted. edit: Making the mistake of fully toasting the other side of the bread results in burnt edges once the cheese has melted. You're talking about cheesey beanos. I'd class that as something entirely different to beans on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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