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I personally found the Polworth thing particularly funny, my mum's from Inverness and would probably prefer to still be living up there but afaik has managed to survive in Lanarkshire for 30 odd years without having a public meltdown about how much of a shitehole it is.

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Chicken pakora is too heavy as a starter before a curry, vegetable pakora is the baseline measure but mushroom pakora is a fine lighter snack.

There are probably bits of Lanarkshire as described, I don’t know where the Polworths chose to live.  

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I have nothing against mushroom pakora. It's not the top tier of pakora, that's clearly chicken but I'd happily have it on par with vegetable.

Fish pakora on the other hand is the worst of all pakora.....I don't think that's a controversial opinion. 

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5 hours ago, Swami said:

I’m not having empire biscuits as an acceptable snack though.  

Get tae f**k. 

1 hour ago, well fan for life said:

Mushroom is the king of all pakora and I'll fight anyone who disagrees. 

You annaw. 

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I thought we'd got over the unpleasantness of people admitting to liking mushroom pakora after the Hibs thread.

Some despicable souls just want to watch the world burn, probably fans of Liam Polworth.

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I enjoy the fact that there is a deep schism amongst the Motherwell support regarding the issue of mushroom pakora, but there is a completely unanimous opinion that Liam Polworth can f**k off come May from fans and haters alike. 

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3 hours ago, ropy said:

Chicken pakora is too heavy as a starter before a curry, vegetable pakora is the baseline measure but mushroom pakora is a fine lighter snack.

There are probably bits of Lanarkshire as described, I don’t know where the Polworths chose to live.  

Aye even on the meager wages that we offer I highly doubt that Polworth and his dafty are living in Hillhoose or such like.

 

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Fish pakora is for perverts. Tried haggis pakora once when other options were available - never a day goes by that I don't regret my pretentious fusion experiment.

Also - when you look at some of the WAG's twitter output this year, it's no surprise that the boys are happy to be in for double training sessions in the afternoons.

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Aye even on the meager wages that we offer I highly doubt that Polworth and his dafty are living in Hillhoose or such like.
 
I'm told Hillhoose has improved since the short-lived child curfew days of the 90's.

It has to be chicken when choosing pakora but, as mentioned, it's a bit much for a starter - I prefer chicken chaat (is that taking the discussion off on a dangerous new tangent)?
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30 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said:

I'm told Hillhoose has improved since the short-lived child curfew days of the 90's.

It has to be chicken when choosing pakora but, as mentioned, it's a bit much for a starter - I prefer chicken chaat (is that taking the discussion off on a dangerous new tangent)?

I’m a bit disappointed you didn’t say “taking the chaat off on a dangerous new tangent”

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13 hours ago, Swello said:

Fish pakora is for perverts. Tried haggis pakora once when other options were available - never a day goes by that I don't regret my pretentious fusion experiment.

Agree

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Strongly disagree. Haggis Pakora is great!

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Looking towards the weekend I hope we don’t get deceived by a 5-0 win, it was hardly a high tempo performance.  I would like to see Long get another run out, more for his confidence than anything else, and he has scored in recent appearances. Don’t need to rush Watt back if there is any doubt.

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I was introduced to fish pakora not long ago, at a leaving party in a local curry house.  I'd never have ordered it normally, but I'm grateful it was foisted on me,   it was delicious. 
Seriously, if you ate fish fingers as a kid, and enjoy spicy batter, what's not to like?

Oh and just to throw extra ghee on the fire, I had mushroom pakora again last night.

Never tried chicken chaat, but I'll make a point of giving it a shot, looks spot on.

Oh, and just to be mildly on-topic, I see Louis Moult has overcome his injury and got a run out in the last match.  The Preston fans are all busy calling him King Louis on twitter.  Glad to see they hold him in similar high esteem

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