Bairnardo Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 I am going to erect the Christmas tree and a play pen and then hang some Christmas decorations before having a lazy day in my PJ’s.You managing erections ok now then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 21 minutes ago, throbber said: I am going to erect the Christmas tree and a play pen and then hang some Christmas decorations before having a lazy day in my PJ’s. You managing erections ok now then? 21 minutes ago, throbber said: I am going to erect the Christmas tree and a play pen and then hang some Christmas decorations before having a lazy day in my PJ’s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, throbber said: I am going to erect the Christmas tree and a play pen and then hang some Christmas decorations before having a lazy day in my PJ’s. You on your period? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, throbber said: Got the playpen up alright anyway and it’s great! Good preparation for when I turn my future basement into an underground dungeon for when she grows up, I doubt she’ll be so easily distracted by Peppa Pig at that age though! You're now about 10 lengths ahead in the weirdo thread now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Got the playpen up alright anyway and it’s great! Good preparation for when I turn my future basement into an underground dungeon for when she grows up, I doubt she’ll be so easily distracted by Peppa Pig at that age though! That reads a bit Fritzl tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 i have zero plans for today and as i was ill for the last week my sleeping pattern is all to f**k. i woke up at 2 wide awake and went downstairs for some juice but decide to open a bottle of whisky. my plan is to get just inebriated enough i can have a sleep but who cares? i may finish the bottle, i may not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 ^ Must have finished his bottle and zonked out. I'll be donning cloth cap soon and taking t'whippets for a walk. Eeeee, it's grim ooop in t' north. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 ^ Must have finished his bottle and zonked out. I'll be donning cloth cap soon and taking t'whippets for a walk. Eeeee, it's grim ooop in t' north.unfortunately not. my mate called monday and i ended up visiting him up glen clova and have not long made it home. there is no phone signal up there so i returned to one very pissed off girlfriend, 42 missed calls and over a dozen voicemails.she thinks the silent treatment is a punishment. silly cow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, throbber said: Taking my daughter to see S. Clause at the Ocean terminal and then going for a Nando’s and a libation before returning to pack the car before going up the road for Christmas. Forres for Christmas? Im sure you’ll get plenty of the white powdery stuff up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, throbber said: Elgin actually, I can barely contain my excitement. I’m selling dads house if you would like to move there permanently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Starting my Christmas shopping. Should take an hour or so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 On 03/12/2018 at 03:18, ah-dee said: i have zero plans for today and as i was ill for the last week my sleeping pattern is all to f**k. i woke up at 2 wide awake and went downstairs for some juice but decide to open a bottle of whisky. my plan is to get just inebriated enough i can have a sleep but who cares? i may finish the bottle, i may not You're my Christmas hero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, throbber said: Send me a link to it. Pork or beef? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Starting my Christmas shopping. Should take an hour or so. How thoughtful of you [emoji23][emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 50 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m selling dads house if you would like to move there permanently. 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Send me a link to it. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, throbber said: A bit too far away from a pub for my liking! The Glencoe ski centre bar is pretty well-stocked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m selling dads house if you would like to move there permanently. Have you told him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Christmas shopping complete. 1.5hrs All about forward planning. In first thing, around the shopping centres and then around the independents, finishing at whisky shop which opens last. Chit f***ing chat. Might even get an hour of work done this morning too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have you told him? He’s one of the redeeming features! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Going to see Mary Poppins later. Emily Blunt just doesn't do it for me. Should have cast someone like Amanda Rendall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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