The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Funny how when the 13 year old boy has sex with a hot teacher he's a top lad and well done to him, but when he has fictional sex with me then I'm a disgusting beast. Double standards are ridiculous! Shut it ya beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Funny how when the 13 year old boy has sex with a hot teacher he's a top lad and well done to him, but when he has fictional sex with me then I'm a disgusting beast. Double standards are ridiculous! I bet they've got you on file down at the RSPCA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Funny how when the 13 year old boy has sex with a hot teacher he's a top lad and well done to him, but when he has fictional sex with me then I'm a disgusting beast. Double standards are ridiculous! Are you a female hot teacher? If so pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 She's said she is in love with him. She'll go to jail and he'll be riding all sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I like this, Gav. Thread has nothing to do with Hibs but you just can't help yourself It's all I think about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Funny how when the 13 year old boy has sex with a hot teacher he's a top lad and well done to him, but when he has fictional sex with me then I'm a disgusting beast. Double standards are ridiculous! Are you a fictional paedophile then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Are you a fictional paedophile then? Boys will be boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Port-peado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 How young does the boy have to be before it's not a subject to joke about? 12, so this is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Never mind mods, someone get the fucking police on port-ton. That's a genuinely horrific thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Fair to say my joke about how hot the teacher was hasn't gone down exactly as I planned it, but I'm pretty pleased it's went to the other extreme tbh and offended people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_for_life Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Never mind mods, someone get the fucking police on port-ton. That's a genuinely horrific thing to say. I know he is one fucked up individual....................."the lad bible is alright" Disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Fair to say my joke about how hot the teacher was hasn't gone down exactly as I planned it, but I'm pretty pleased it's went to the other extreme tbh and offended people. It's very hard to judge but fair to say the boundary's been crossed where thoughts of building a pram for fucking paraplegics in public, or being buggered by a 13 year old boy get mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 It's very hard to judge but fair to say the boundary's been crossed where thoughts of building a pram for fucking paraplegics in public, or being buggered by a 13 year old boy get mentioned. The crux of the joke isn't about paedophilia though. That's just the topical means to an end about talking about how hot she is. It's no different to the jokes about crawling over hot lava to smell a girls farts because she's so hot. No one outside of a select few on P&B genuinely wants to crawl over lava or smell a hot girls farts. I'm so misunderstood. I won't be fully appreciated until I'm dead like all true artists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 The crux of the joke isn't about paedophilia though. That's just the topical means to an end about talking about how hot she is. It's no different to the jokes about crawling over hot lava to smell a girls farts because she's so hot. No one outside of a select few on P&B genuinely wants to crawl over lava or smell a hot girls farts. I'm so misunderstood. I won't be fully appreciated until I'm dead like all true artists. It's miles different from the hot lava comments as you're talking about being bummed by a 13 yr old. You insane paedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 The crux of the joke isn't about paedophilia though. That's just the topical means to an end about talking about how hot she is. It's no different to the jokes about crawling over hot lava to smell a girls farts because she's so hot. No one outside of a select few on P&B genuinely wants to crawl over lava or smell a hot girls farts. I'm so misunderstood. I won't be fully appreciated until I'm dead like all true artists. Your merely ahead (job from a 13 year old) of your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 It's miles different from the hot lava comments as you're talking about being bummed by a 13 yr old. You insane paedo. There's a thread on this very subforum with over 2000 posts trivialising paedophilia. I suggest you're better placed taking your faux outrage there. I've seen posts on here when there are terrorist attacks or school shootings etc that are downright illegal, so for people to think my comment was the most disgusting thing they've ever seen on here is an achievement in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 There's a thread on this very subforum with over 2000 posts trivialising paedophilia. I suggest you're better placed taking your faux outrage there. I've seen posts on here when there are terrorist attacks or school shootings etc that are downright illegal, so for people to think my comment was the most disgusting thing they've ever seen on here is an achievement in itself. I'm not outraged at all though, you're just clearly a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Port-peado. Paedo-ton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 f**k you all. I'm wasted on you. Just going to save that joke for the family Christmas dinner now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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