Adam Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 One of my old classmates was on the front of the Daily Record years ago for banjoing Luke Mitchell in Polmont. When I was a young nipper I was with a friend playing football and he invited me back to his house to play the computer. I walked in and Paul Ferris was sitting talking to my friend's Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Paul Daniels is dead now so your dad had the last laugh. He likes to think he had a small hand in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Just to be clear Throbs...we aren't talking about a bullet in the buttock here. This is up the rectum, through the coils of large and small intestines, then the stomach and somewhere out of your chest or back. You won't die for a while but you certainly won't survive. And to the best of my knowledge, people aren't often assassinated by a bullet to the foot. Buckwheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He likes to think he had a small hand in it. Was that not Jeremy Beadle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 OldPhilpy or NewPhilpy? Same Philpy, different holding company etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He likes to think he had a small hand in it. Your dad is Jeremy Beadle? Respect. Also RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Was that not Jeremy Beadle? Your dad is Jeremy Beadle? Respect. Also RIP. Poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I'm not even going to ask how you 'stumbled across' that video. I'd love to say there would be no judgement on my part but I'd be lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 That's a new "knocked out someone who thinks they're a celeb" thread right there.I pulled Lloyd Quinnan's seat away as he sat down and my mate locked him in a toilet. This was an early phase of my stalking weather forecasters. I wouldn't do any of that to Carol or Judith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Ah - Rugster had said shot up the arse in his first post but the one i replied to he said shot on the arse which made me think more of the buttock! I'll try to be more specific in future, throbber. What I meant was directly up the sphincter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 That's a new "knocked out someone who thinks they're a celeb" thread right there. My dad and his mate once had a punch up with Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate whilst trying to steal a couch from a nightclub they'd been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 My dad and his mate once had a punch up with Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate whilst trying to steal a couch from a nightclub they'd been in.Erroll liked a couch, he used them for the back seat of his cadillac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I'll try to be more specific in future, throbber. What I meant was directly up the sphincter. Taken out of context this is an odd quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 That's a new "knocked out someone who thinks they're a celeb" thread right there. No punches thrown but a mate of a mate was the bass player in The Supernaturals and he was a complete dick to another mate on a night out (when The Supernaturals were big). I wasn't there but got the debrief off the lad who was 'dissed', a great lad who left rather than filling in the boy. The next time I saw the bass player I felt the need to bring it up and tell him what a tool he was for his behaviour, by the end of it I was feeling sorry for him, by this stage he was working as a croupier and wasn't even getting any royalties apparently. Both me and the 'dissed' guy would have been the bad guys for hitting the boy, he was quite a wee guy. Anyway, where were we, dogs f*cking, punching celebs or have we moved on again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 My dad and his mate once had a punch up with Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate whilst trying to steal a couch from a nightclub they'd been in. It started with a fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I'll try to be more specific in future, throbber. What I meant was directly up the sphincter.Act of a frustrated closet boy imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 It started with a fist Outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Outstanding.No doubt about it. Everyone's a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 No doubt about it. Everyone's a winner. A bloody twofer, that's greedy Serg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A bloody twofer, that's greedy Serg.Your's was the best, so you win again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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