doulikefish Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 So basically its "give us what we want or we will not tell you about bad people" is the uk negotiation stance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Boris seems to have gone missing this week.The same week most of his pre referendum 'promises' are shown up as a bag of shite.Coincidence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Now is not the time! Brilliant Alex Salmond... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I like the way Theresa's detailed and meticulous plan for Brexit lasted almost as long as it took to open the envelope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Strange to see Ruth Davidson stand up and criticise her own boss, Mrs May, by claiming that a government can't deal with separation and education at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 It'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Jeezo... never let it be said that Brexiters are a backward lot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 (edited) What Leave voters want tae happen in UK after Brexit The death penalty: mibbe aye, mibbe naw. I cannae forget thon c**t that murdered the twa school-lassies then helped the polis look for them. Dark Blue passport: I'm no allowed a passport so matters not a jot tae me. Selling goods in pounds & ounces: I'm a luddite so that'll do me. Corporal punishment in schools: Didnae dae me ony harm. Traditional incandescent lightbulbs: I'm still a luddite so that'll still do me. Smoking in pubs and Restaurants: I stopped smoking in 2012 so these c**ts can f**k off. Pre decimal currency: Naw, decimals are the dugs bollox in currency. Things I'd like tae ken How dae ye describe a 'baw-hair' in Metric ? How dae ye describe 'half-an-inch' in Metric? Edited March 30, 2017 by Wee Willie -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Quote Chris Patten says Theresa May is creating “Millwall” "Sevco" Britain: “No one likes us, we don’t care” The former Conservative chair accuses the Prime Minister of “government by tabloids”, urging fellow Tories to oppose her “dogmatic, Trumpian view of where this country's going”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: Things I'd like tae ken How dae ye describe 'half-an-inch' in Metric? Exactly 12.7 mm 13mm is probably close enough for most purposes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 And I like having a maroon passport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: I'm no allowed a passport. Why not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Why not? In case he wanders off to the airport again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Why not? 1 minute ago, DublinMagyar said: In case he wanders off to the airport again. well said nae sharp objects either and keep my distance frae Mrs Windsor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: Things I'd like tae ken How dae ye describe 'half-an-inch' in Metric? 16 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Exactly 12.7 mm 13mm is probably close enough for most purposes There's always one smart c**t. It's no sae fluent as half-an-inch. I'm describing how I fought off a royalist - 'anither half-an-inch and I'd be deid'. 'Hands up wha kens whit that is in mm'. Aye TC tell the class...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Wee Willie said: I'm describing how I fought off a royalist - 'anither half-an-inch and I'd be deid'. You fought under Cromwell? You're older than I thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 26 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: You fought under Cromwell? You're older than I thought Looks can be deceiving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 It seems a lot of the Brexiteers on here have fucked off rather than face the shame of admitting they bought all the Leave bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The negotiations should be full of lolz. Assuming that Tory cuntress wants to use Scottish resources as a bargaining chip, are the EU team (mindful of possible Scottish independence in a couple of years) likely to say "lol f**k off, that's not even yours to offer"* * or words to that effect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I like how May is threatening not to share the UK's super duper security intelligence with the EU. The same intelligence that failed to stop a middle aged fat bloke using a Kia and WhatsApp to murder 4 folk in Westminster barely a week ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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