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Choose melting steam beams with jet fuel, choose Anthony Strokes, choose a dotting account, choose to flambe your pets, choose Russian cruises, choose denying that the BBC can't send a reporter of their choice to Snake Mountain, choose slaughtering young Scottish talent for not being incredible overnight, choose Gary O'Connor GIFS, choose setting Aberdeen fans alight on a train, choose outing yourself as a pishy jakey, choose AIDSY spunk, choose disgraceful feet, choose Sparkling Brooke's tits, choose P&B. Cunto.

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Choose your parents setting up you up with a girl who popped round to your house.
Choose hundreds upon hundreds of gifs just of tits bouncing.
Choose flouncing off in a huff over nothing at all.
Choose standing or sitting, cock out or all out. Choose hitting on any poster that suggests they are female.
Choose not knowing when you have ripped the cunt out of a decent thread

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Choose rotting badger corpses, choose Alan Lowing Chipmunk girlfriend, choose being in your 50's and lurking like a creep, choose a tear-stained resignation, choose phoning and begging to be allowed on a website, choose chocolates at the airport, choose no kings, choose a stupid bow tie, choose to wet yourself at a party, choose Alan Shearer laughing at you through the telly, choose an HD ready house and smashing up your local branch of Dixons, choose leaving your front door unlocked while eating a multipack of wotsits.


^^^choose to spend time researching dotting patterns.
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Choose another manager. Choose Morton & Bovril. Choose another league. Choose winning the Premier by 2019. Choose another league. Choose another manager. Choose a smart blazer. Choose a cheap day return to Stranraer. Choose St Mirren. 

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Choose 15 famous people you think will die in the next year, choose laughing at pictures of ugly people in night clubs, choose to refrain from thinking up puns, choose a dead darts player as your avatar, choose reading about annoying things people post on Facebook instead of being on Facebook yourself, choose general nonsense and the music forum, choose wasting your spare time, choose lorne or square sausages, choose to divulge your toilet habits, choose a pair of brown shoes like Steven Pressley's, choose to start a thread and hope that somebody, somewhere will reply, choose to ignore the idiots, choose a song that is linked to the previous one, choose to use the green and red dots sparingly, choose to roll the windows down and put the heating on full blast, choose Pie & Bovril

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