Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 hairdryer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: hairdryer Close, but I've never heard of a battery operated dryer and I keep my hair short enough not to have to dry it with anything other than a towel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Oh ffs! A fan? A heater? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Hair straighteners 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Oh ffs! A fan? A heater? Nope 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hair straighteners Close ish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hair straighteners They have one moving part They are cordless We've established he's a baldy b*****d Is that really the best you can come up with? I really hope I never have to drive over a bridge that contains any of your concrete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Beard straightener (not euph). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 hair trimmer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Is that really the best you can come up with? I really hope I never have to drive over a bridge that contains any of your concrete. You probably have already. Unlucks. Hair curlers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: hair trimmer Winner, congratulations, I'm not baldy I have a 2 allover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: You probably have already. Unlucks. Hair curlers Driver error IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Driver error IMO. It wasnt designed for Fat Harry Clarke's belly tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Winner, congratulations, I'm not baldy I have a 2 allover @Melanius Mullarkey will be interested in a pair of those trousers if they do them in green. I will see what I can find to photograph. I'm at work so my access to all manner of tat is limited.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: @Melanius Mullarkey will be interested in a pair of those trousers if they do them in green. I will see what I can find to photograph. I'm at work so my access to all manner of tat is limited.. They certinally do - https://www.ctshirts.com/uk/dark-green-flat-front-non-iron-chinos/TRC0235DGN.html?cgid=trousers&pf=browse#cgid=trousers&start=1 Good luck, I have more tat at work than at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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101 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Business card? Assuming you're an undertaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Business card? Assuming you're an undertaker I'm afraid it's not a business card and I'm not an undertaker. Did used to have an undertaker as a client though. He referred to himself as the Merry Mortician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Death Tits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Silverton End said: Death Tits They are killer ta-tas right enough but no, it's not right. It does say Death on it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They are killer ta-tas right enough but no, it's not right. It does say Death on it though. A personalised hot tub headrest cushion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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