The Minertaur Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I got into a discussion with a colleague at work as he is looking to do stuff to improve on his income just now and I'm getting married next year so any extra cash is greatly welcomed. What different things do you do earn some more money on top of your wage? I do surveys a fair bit. Mainly Onepoll and I-Say. Over the last year I've earned about £125 doing this. Tends to be paid in Amazon vouchers which comes in handy for Christmas Sold stuff I didn't want on eBay, Gumtree etc. Mainly DVDs that are now on Netflix. Haven't tried Matched Betting yet but is something that I've looked into. EDIT - if anybody is coming on here thinking that they could do with a cash boost then here are all the suggestions so far - Start a premium hotline called "How's My Driving?" Sell heroin to young adults (not sure why it would just be young adults?) Start a rival football forum (being from Dunfermline it'll be called Bridie & Buckie) Human-trafficking Open a brothel Matched betting Air B & B my home Buy small, sell high Batter people leaving a cash machine Steal Rangers fans bank cards and use the pin 1690 (would there be money in the account?) Become a delivery driver for Hermes Threaten a bank manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Have you tried starting a premium hotline called "How's my driving"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Sell heroin to young adults. Make a few quid to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Start a loosely-moderated football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I traffic young women from Asia and Eastern Europe on the promise of jobs and better lives and then force them into prostitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I traffic young women from Asia and Eastern Europe on the promise of jobs and better lives and then force them into prostitution. Post Brexit I plan on importing them from Scotland to here. I'm sure we can come to some sort of mutually beneficial agreement on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Post Brexit I plan on importing them from Scotland to here. I'm sure we can come to some sort of mutually beneficial agreement on this. You can be my bottom bitch, Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: You can be my bottom bitch, Ross. I have a friend who owns a couple of pubs and was considering/joking about opening a brothel. We were going to advertise in The Metro. The only problem I foreseen was that while we would undoubtedly find plenty of cock hungry, money grabbing, perma-tanned scheme goblins willing to take up our offer, the guys over here would probably rather pay thrice the money for some eastern European darling who doesn't look like she's going to knock your c**t in for finishing too quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I have a friend who owns a couple of pubs and was considering/joking about opening a brothel. We were going to advertise in The Metro. The only problem I foreseen was that while we would undoubtedly find plenty of cock hungry, money grabbing, perma-tanned scheme goblins willing to take up our offer, the guys over here would probably rather pay thrice the money for some eastern European darling who doesn't look like she's going to knock your c**t in for finishing too quickly. Don't step on my bidness, Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Don't step on my bidness, Ross. It's all about the dead Presidents. Follow the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Definitely matched betting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 It's all about the dead Presidents. Follow the money. Do you know what I am saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors...you know the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Do you know what I am saying? Sir, I know nothing of what you claim. You must surely be mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Sir, I know nothing of what you claim. You must surely be mistaken. You get a stormy cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Still think Air B&B is the best shout so far. That's all good and well until one of those named on the "Most frightening posters" thread tries to book the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Buy small, sell high. Not sure what you're buying and selling, whatever you like really, just make sure you sell it for more than you buy it. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 i travel to extremely poor third world countries and trick them into giving me their natural resources, never ending income. p.s i give them a bible so i consider that equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Buy small, sell high. Not sure what you're buying and selling, whatever you like really, just make sure you sell it for more than you buy it. HTH. I've taken your advice and am now going to flog a couple of ball bearings as I've gubbed some MDMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 I'll keep a running list of all the amazing suggestions so far - Start a premium hotline called "How's My Driving?" Sell heroin to young adults (not sure why it would just be young adults?) Start a rival football forum (being from Dunfermline it'll be called Bridie & Buckie) Human-trafficking Open a brothel Matched betting Air B & B my home Buy small, sell high Batter people leaving a cash machine Steal Rangers fans bank cards and use the pin 1690 (would there be money in the account?) Become a delivery driver for Hermes Threaten a bank manager I'll have this wedding paid for in no time. A big thanks for all your help. Will move the list into the opening post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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