mjw Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 He claimed he was a professor at the London School of Economics. Did he know Bishop Briggs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Pepperoni advised the Clinton campaign on how to win the Election. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Pepperoni advised the Clinton campaign on how to win the Election. He also knew people that knew Ronaldo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 On 4/12/2017 at 20:45, Loki said: I have met Kilt on a couple of occasions (at the 5s tournaments) and he seemed okay in person. Although I did enjoy repeatedly volleying the ball off his body - I managed to rattle him in the stomach and nuts before injuring his wrist. Reina also scored a beauty past him. Clyde Till I Die was another that was absolutely fine whenever I met him, but I certainly wouldn't want to get on his bad side. Steven the Raith fan also turned up at the 5s and as Philpy said was a bit smelly. He said he lost his wallet, and had no money, so my mate Del let him kip on the floor and we gave him a train fare home the next day. But he was very strange, didn't really talk to anyone, and just creeped Reina out. I think we said we would meet him at a certain place in ten minutes and just fucked off on him. He then followed me about the forum for that season and quickly got seriously pissed off with my "Hello Down There" signature as Ross County steam rollered Raith to the title. In one post I called him Gonzo (as he had a massive nose and I was referencing the muppet) and he went on a tirade about I knew nothing of his porn habits, so I hadn't the right to call him Gonzo. Aye, but none of them are as fucking loony as you. That was a hilarious night out. We just left the bugger in the middle of Glasgow... On 4/12/2017 at 22:01, Loki said: He's too sensible for that nowadays, he's now a doctor I've got some pictures that could quickly put an end to that. On 4/12/2017 at 22:30, Sloop John B said: Safe to say, that if a creepy sex pest pagan like Kilt was able to marry and have kids then there is genuinely no excuse for anyone not to find love. She was blind, wasn't she? On 4/13/2017 at 12:17, philpy said: Whatever happened to the falkirk poster, "gogo"?? He was some boy. Shagger On 4/13/2017 at 14:40, Rugster said: Ron Burgundy. Actually quite a funny poster, but was banned for something and went on an absolute crusade, re-registering continually and I'm sure he phoned up a moderator's place of employment to grass that moderator up for being on the internet during the day. On 4/13/2017 at 14:45, Francesc Fabregas said: Ron Burgundy was exceptional during his short run. He took on all comers and I remember xbl getting a particularly hard time of it. I'm sure it was "Reina", a teacher, whose employers he called to complain about her internet use during school time. It was that moment where he tipped from a good laugh into something really frightening. Still, the time he bodied Kilt was one of my all-time favourite moments, and "Ronkers", his one-word thread that was deleted within minutes, was tremendous. Aye, it was me. I had spent most of the day deleting all his aliases. He went ape and threatened to phone my place of work. Except we weren't actually at school that day - I think it must have been our 'occasional day'. He set up a website and started posting about the mods. I think he called me the stable boy or something? Utter roaster. On 4/14/2017 at 18:17, Gaz said: Peter Dow. Now there was a complete mentalist. On 4/21/2017 at 08:17, Cardinal Richelieu said: 12 Ruel Street is fictional as well, although having been served by him in Tesco, I know Kilt is (was) very real. I parked on Ruel Street when I went to Hampden for the League Cup final in November. True story. I'm pretty sure I 'checked in' on Facebook. This thread has been brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 And he knew more about football than all of us because he had played for an unnamed club at an unspecified level. Haw you! He played in the Scottish Cup final, when not advising Joe Biden, he'll have you know. He also claimed Condoleeza Rice was 4 ft 11. She's 5ft 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Reina said: Aye, but none of them are as fucking loony as you. That was a hilarious night out. We just left the bugger in the middle of Glasgow... At least I don't cry in Subway. Loony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Just now, Loki said: At least I don't cry in Subway. Loony. Hottest one ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swarley Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Was Kilt banned or did he leave on his own terms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Just now, Swarley said: Was Kilt banned or did he leave on his own terms? Left of his own volition 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I haven't seen him posting for a while but Flyerton was a bit of a weirdo. Would pop into a discussion with a youtube video of a song or such like, stating number one xx years ago linking it by the thinnest of hairs possible to the topic at discussion. Really weird. Regularlywhen he was asked WTF he was doing he would just delete the post and act like nothing had happenned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) On 13/04/2017 at 21:36, Rugster said: Which breakdown? He made a big acceptance speech when Craig Killie falsely listed him as #1 on the most influential posters, then attempted to say he was in on the joke and it was all a wind up when he had egg on his face big time. The other one was when he was lambasting posters for disgusting misogyny and sexism on the mumsnet thread, only to have it pointed out to him that he was vividly describing in his pie review thread how he was salivating at looking down a young girl's top at a pie stall. He's seldom been seen since that one. I felt a little bit bad about that afterwards. He wasn't supposed to be the butt of the joke - it was just an attempt to wind up the thick, angry reprobates who foam at the mouth at the sheer mention of VT. I thought it would be funny to watch them revel in the failure of their nemesis, before revealing that he actually was the winner all along. I didn't really like Big Gus as a poster, but he had a reasonable following due to that pie review that he did in the Championship forum, so he seemed like an obvious semi-plausible choice. I'd assumed that he would be switched on enough to realise what was going on, given that VT, an obvious top 3 candidate, hadn't been listed yet. I think I misjudged the effect the "success" of the pie thread had on his ego. Edited April 27, 2017 by craigkillie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 hours ago, craigkillie said: I think I misjudged the effect the "success" of the pie thread had on his ego. Poor man's dundeebarry IMHO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Poor man's dundeebarry IMHO One of the funniest things about his "acceptance speech" was how he very "humbly" paid tribute to Barry saying " a nod to Dundee Barry who's Leigh Griffiths blog started off my pie review idea" or words to that effect. A thread reviewing pies on a football forum vs a blog which ended up with Barry becoming a published author, nice "nod" there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 The Big Gus thing was brilliant. He really thought he had won and he obviously thought he was some big fish on P+B given his tears after the truth was revealed, attempts to cover it up, subsequent breakdown/bitterness for the next year and eventually just disappearing from the site. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I'm sure he posted not that long ago ( last week I think) I think he did too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 One of the funniest things about his "acceptance speech" was how he very "humbly" paid tribute to Barry saying " a nod to Dundee Barry who's Leigh Griffiths blog started off my pie review idea" or words to that effect. A thread reviewing pies on a football forum vs a blog which ended up with Barry becoming a published author, nice "nod" there. Did he not go on some bizarre rant about dundeebarry, not long before his munsnet fiasco? You could tell he was intensely jealous of the man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Did he not go on some bizarre rant about dundeebarry, not long before his munsnet fiasco? You could tell he was intensely jealous of the man. I can't remember that, but I do recall one of his breakdowns resulted in a hissy fit during which he informed us all that one of the Sunday papers was going to serialise his pie reviews.Tbf the pie reviews themselves were a good laugh and pretty popular but weren't even close to Dundeebarry's work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dunning1874 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 On 14/04/2017 at 21:48, Francesc Fabregas said: The Phoenix is now the chairman at Stirling Albion and probably doesn't have the time to deal with the day-to-day fiddle-faddle of Pie and Bovril any more. He was a very decent man offline but, like so many others who participate in puns and an overuse of the emoji, a bit tiresome on these boards. Wait, what? The Phoenix is the Chairman who had the total meltdown about Clyde leaving a mess behind in the away dressing room at Forthbank? Has Big Gus posted since the Mumsnet incident? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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