Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Derry Alli]

42 minutes ago, throbber said:

Good shout, I have the weekly shop to do today as well as a few other errands around the house so I will confront her later on. 

Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. 

If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. 

 

 

c. Dee_Dee

[Bairnardo]

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Not even 0900 and you have bottled it already.

[Derry Alli]

2 minutes ago, throbber said:

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. 

Is she hitting you, Throbber?

[Bairnardo]

1 minute ago, throbber said:

I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. 

Well that's the perfect place to aggressively finger someone but here you are, posting on P&B. 

[spud131]

When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

[Silverton End]

14 minutes ago, spud131 said:

When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

Aye, or they'll stand in the kitchen and ask "do we need salad stuff or cheese" (or whatever)

Just bloody look

[dysartrovers]

Stops us every 20 steps when out on a walk to pose the kids for photos. Thank f**k her phone ran out of battery today as would have been out for days

[Florentine_Pogen]

Sincerely hope she's going to undercoat that wood 1st

Fûck that shit. Give her the choice of Nitromors or a heatgun and get it stripped right back. Then sanded. Then she can have a tea break..........

[Florentine_Pogen]

 

Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum..
[emoji2957]

[Bairnardo]

If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. 

Did you do that thing Dele spoke to you about?

[coprolite]

Goes out shopping for food because she wanted a paintbrush. Bought a load of non-essential shite but forgot her paintbrush. Now wants me to go out for a paintbrush. 

[Herman Hessian]

8 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Goes out shopping for food because she wanted a paintbrush. Bought a load of non-essential shite but forgot her paintbrush. Now wants me to go out for a paintbrush. 

[coprolite]

25 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

I can see it now "can you just pick up some clothes pegs and twine while you're out?" 

[madwullie]

On 05/04/2020 at 08:11, throbber said:

 

I follow you on twitter and had no idea. (Unless someone else independently came up with a similarly moving piece of contemporary art) 

[Jacksgranda]

1 minute ago, throbber said:

I think you posted on twitter thread what your handle was a few months ago and I followed you then. I don’t post much on it, my original twitter account got banned for taking things a bit too far. 

Doesn't sound like you...

[KnightswoodBear]

On 03/04/2020 at 09:58, KnightswoodBear said:

We've been having occasional, smaller bust ups, hopefully to stave off a much larger one further down the line.

Didn't work.

[greendot]

On 08/04/2020 at 14:44, Herman Hessian said:

Muffin Liner?

 

[heedthebaa]

Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

[NJ2]

Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

RIP in peace, sweet prince

[mizfit]

If she doesn’t figure out that I still need to work from home and she can’t be interrupting me every 5 minutes to tell me she’s bored, she’ll be spending the rest of lockdown at her mothers.