Turkmenbashi Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno. That's our match. I'll let her know your thoughts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 I’ve got a house full of them Bitches or flat cokes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cairn Terrier said: Bitches or flat cokes? NWA’s tricky comeback album. Didn’t work for me tbh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 The sheer weight of the words... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno.I’m a Capricorn and two of the former Mrs.RN’s are no longer here......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to." oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres"She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to. " oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres" She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep! Have you recently shacked up with the ex-Mrs. LondonHMFC ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Have you recently shacked up with the ex-Mrs. LondonHMFC ?Not unless recently covers up to 10 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 14/06/2020 at 12:47, Billy Jean King said: Goes mental at the first person to pish / shite / shower after she has cleaned the bathroom (unless it's herself of course). The bathroom must remain unused for eternity after cleaning apparently. And before anyone asks yes I have ckeaned it myself umpteen times but just don't get the anger at it being used afterwards. Agreed and I shall extend the concept. When, on the same day she has cleaned the kitchen a pasta sauce or such like is cooking. Of course the initial bringing to the boil then reducing process brings about wee splashes on the hob. Aforementioned breakdown occurs ("I've just cleaned that!") then when I wipe it with the kitchen cloth ("Not with that! They were just bleached today!"). Someone square that circle please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 On 13/06/2020 at 21:46, Turkmenbashi said: Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out On 13/06/2020 at 21:50, Miguel Sanchez said: Bin, immediately. On 13/06/2020 at 22:08, GTG_03 said: Get out now, before it's too late. Done. But more for the reason below rather than the astrology On 13/06/2020 at 22:18, MixuFruit said: just so long as she's not a bit King Leopold-ish like this hero to zero from 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Done. But more for the reason below rather than the astrology She shot a gazelle at the weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: She shot a gazelle at the weekend? Worse. She wears them. He was dating, le Brogan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 So been working through the lockdown but decided to do up my garden seeing we won't be holidaying anytime soon. So after two months the end is finally in sight. Slabs and decking finished , fences renewed and painted, only some artificial grass and some chips to be put down and build the hut . As I surveyed the work and took some pleasure in that it will be finished next week , the wife spouts " I'm gonna get the house decorated room by room.." Kill me now !! Women are feckin mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said: So been working through the lockdown but decided to do up my garden seeing we won't be holidaying anytime soon. So after two months the end is finally in sight. Slabs and decking finished , fences renewed and painted, only some artificial grass and some chips to be put down and build the hut . As I surveyed the work and took some pleasure in that it will be finished next week , the wife spouts " I'm gonna get the house decorated room by room.." Kill me now !! Women are feckin mental @Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 So been working through the lockdown but decided to do up my garden seeing we won't be holidaying anytime soon. So after two months the end is finally in sight. Slabs and decking finished , fences renewed and painted, only some artificial grass and some chips to be put down and build the hut . As I surveyed the work and took some pleasure in that it will be finished next week , the wife spouts " I'm gonna get the house decorated room by room.." Kill me now !! Women are feckin mentalOn ye go hen, I'll finish the garden. Oh look it's taking longer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I've just came in from work, and she's got stuff in the tumble dryer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, philpy said: I've just came in from work, and she's got stuff in the tumble dryer. ...? Euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Maybe he means on a nice day like today's (assuming the weather is as good in Scotland as it is here) the washing should be outside. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 47 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Maybe he means on a nice day like today's (assuming the weather is as good in Scotland as it is here) the washing should be outside. That's exactly what I was getting at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 On 10/06/2020 at 08:49, Empty It said: The missus got a new car last night and she's hell bent on creating a problem with it. Everything we own mine does this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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