Ron Aldo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year.In the course of this "discussion" she commented that I don't appreciate how much she spends on the house. I don't appreciate what she spends as half of it is mine and 90% of what she buys is stuff I don't want! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year.*MoetMoments* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. She’s right. You should cut back on the holidays and put some more hours in and support her ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said: So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year. In the course of this "discussion" she commented that I don't appreciate how much she spends on the house. I don't appreciate what she spends as half of it is mine and 90% of what she buys is stuff I don't want! I’m about to sell one. Good price for P&B people. Only a few months old. Think it was about £700 but for you special price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. She just wants you out the out the house for some PhD time. Pretty Huge Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 09:00, mizfit said: Since my girlfriend passed her driving test before lockdown she’s been driving my car about. Which is fine. What I do wish though, is that she’d remember and fill the car and not leave me with a flashing petrol light and less then 20 miles of petrol. If there's condensation on the inside of the windscreen she'll clear a bit with her hand. When it dries and leaves streaks she'll empty the screen wash trying to clean it, and not even think to mention it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. So should the relationship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Ron Aldo said: So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year. In the course of this "discussion" she commented that I don't appreciate how much she spends on the house. I don't appreciate what she spends as half of it is mine and 90% of what she buys is stuff I don't want! I hate cushion, throws and unnecessary clutter around the house. As little furniture as a can get away with. I’m tempted to bin the footstool that came with the sofas! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: She’s right. You should cut back on the holidays and put some more hours in and support her ambition before she finishes her course and leaves you. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 6 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. Bin her. Not for what she’s doing, for starting a conversation with “so”. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 A day a week to do a PhD, when is she wanting to finish it, 2035?..... If man is still alive.......... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 09:06, coprolite said: 1- how can you wait until the end of the film before googling the cast? That's unnatural. 2- Why is the shower on if you're not in it? 3- don't you lock the door when you're shitting? Maybe your lady friend has a german style fetish and wanted to watch you doing a jobby. Yes, I know. So it's ready for me when I want to go in. Nae lock on the door. Not long moved in really so haven't put one on yet. On 17/07/2020 at 09:14, KnightswoodBear said: The thought of having a shite, then jumping into the shower whilst the smell permeates around the room as you wash is giving me the boak. Have a word. The steam from the shower all but suppresses any such smell. Then once I've washed everything, all you can smell is my gorgeous soap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 09:39, Honest_Man#1 said: I’m worried to ask, but last time someone on here came out with going for a shite directly before a shower, their reasoning wasn’t that they didn’t have to wipe their arse and could just go straight into the shower. I seriously hope this isn’t the same here. Don't worry I'm not a complete cretin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Civilised people have extract fans in their bathrooms, I don't judge people that don't I really am judging you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Meh, I've taken many a shite first thing in the morning, cracked the window and carried on with my shower without constantly smelling my own shite.Your shites crack the window ? Try sitting on that ceramic bowl thing Moonster, it's much less messy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 19:27, Honest_Man#1 said: So they don’t shower when getting up in the morning unless they’ve had a shite? And after having a shite, they clean their arse by literally wiping it with their hand whilst in the shower? Fucking hell. Not exactly - of course they will take a shower in the evening (not the morning if no shite has passed) but in between times if they have a shite they will shower each time. They wipe their arse after shiting with bog roll as I'm sure you do and then take a shower - they don't shite in the shower as far as I'm aware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 21:04, Busta Nut said: ffs I didn't really mean it so literally - they do take a shower at night regardless of toilet movements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 15:27, Shandon Par said: I’m about to sell one. Good price for P&B people. Only a few months old. Think it was about £700 but for you special price. A hot tub or a patio for your bathroom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A hot tub or a patio for your bathroom? You should buy it. Use it to drown squirrels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Just now, Shandon Par said: You should buy it. Use it to drown squirrels. You throwing in a free eccy? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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