Boghead ranter Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Her completely irrational reaction to having to fill out the most basic of forms. She holds a high powered job position but crumbles at having to list basic things like her passport number or a list of dates. "Och, dae that for me!" 2 hours ago, bobbykdy said: You are being mugged off. Totally. Someone else to blame if something goes tits up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Totally. Someone else to blame if something goes tits up. "But you filled it out..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 14/02/2024 at 11:06, Rugster said: @Honest Saints Fan ? Its you who doesn't know how a bread bin works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 (edited) 23 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Her completely irrational reaction to having to fill out the most basic of forms. She holds a high powered job position but crumbles at having to list basic things like her passport number or a list of dates. "Och, dae that for me!" Advantage if she can't be arsed with that then you get to holiday in peace? Edited February 17 by greendot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 On 16/02/2024 at 15:43, jimbaxters said: Her completely irrational reaction to having to fill out the most basic of forms. She holds a high powered job position but crumbles at having to list basic things like her passport number or a list of dates. "Och, dae that for me!" Maybe her high powered job is down to her secretary doing all the work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 My missus talks to me like f**k when I am working from home. Seems to think this is ok. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 My wife can’t open cereal boxes properly. Always looks akin to how I’d imagine Edward Scissorhands leaves his cereal boxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 9 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said: My wife can’t open cereal boxes properly. Always looks akin to how I’d imagine Edward Scissorhands leaves his cereal boxes. Mrs. F_P is the exact opposite. She can't close anything properly (ketchup bottles, half empty Coke cans languishing in the fridge, packets of meat or cheese also in fridge uncovered). Also leaves used tissues in the pockets of joggers / tracksuits which I find when doing washing. ..............this is an especially reprehensible capital offence. Grrrrr...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Mrs. F_P is the exact opposite. She can't close anything properly (ketchup bottles, half empty Coke cans languishing in the fridge, packets of meat or cheese also in fridge uncovered). Also leaves used tissues in the pockets of joggers / tracksuits which I find when doing washing. ..............this is an especially reprehensible capital offence. Grrrrr...... Thoughts and prayers dude. You must have the patience of a saint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 13 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said: My wife can’t open cereal boxes properly. Always looks akin to how I’d imagine Edward Scissorhands leaves his cereal boxes. Mines is similar ,frozen chips, hash browns etc .instead of getting scissors and opening them neatly it looks like a rabid dog has chewed its way in nearly always through the cooking instructions as well 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said: Thoughts and prayers dude. You must have the patience of a saint. Oh, I do............I appreciate your concern, brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 10 hours ago, dagane said: Mines is similar ,frozen chips, hash browns etc .instead of getting scissors and opening them neatly it looks like a rabid dog has chewed its way in nearly always through the cooking instructions as well The least of your problems, I'd imagine. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 13 hours ago, dagane said: Mines is similar ,frozen chips, hash browns etc .instead of getting scissors and opening them neatly it looks like a rabid dog has chewed its way in nearly always through the cooking instructions as well 20 minutes, 180 everything other than a big lump of meat is 20 minutes, 180 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) 23 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Mrs. F_P is the exact opposite. She can't close anything properly (ketchup bottles, half empty Coke cans languishing in the fridge, packets of meat or cheese also in fridge uncovered). Also leaves used tissues in the pockets of joggers / tracksuits which I find when doing washing. ..............this is an especially reprehensible capital offence. Grrrrr...... On 19/03/2024 at 07:24, Hamish's Passenger said: My wife can’t open cereal boxes properly. Always looks akin to how I’d imagine Edward Scissorhands leaves his cereal boxes. My wife is both of these. Anything being open is torn to shreds and nothing is ever closed right, particularly annoying with cupboard doors especially in the kitchen. Just took the bread out the cupboard to find a prime example. Edited March 20 by thomas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 ^^^ T's & P's, thomas.................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 19/03/2024 at 17:07, Florentine_Pogen said: Mrs. F_P is the exact opposite. She can't close anything properly (ketchup bottles, half empty Coke cans languishing in the fridge, packets of meat or cheese also in fridge uncovered). Also leaves used tissues in the pockets of joggers / tracksuits which I find when doing washing. ..............this is an especially reprehensible capital offence. Grrrrr...... Totally agree with half arsed closing of lids etc. Capital punishment is the least we should do. It used to be my fault for not treating the object with a lid balanced on top like an object with no lid, and spilling the contents. We used to get an occasional nappy in the wash which drove me spare. A total waste of time having to wash a load that had already been done. We now get an occasional tissue with the same result. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I asked three questions.. 'The tennis is on' end of conversation.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Whilst I appreciate that this says more about me than her, I shall vent away regardless. Every night, I pick up the wee man from nursery to and come on to her cooking. Invariably it involves spinach, too much parmesan and loads of garlic. I'm fucking sick of the sight, smell and taste of all three. I try telling her, and it's a personal attack. Asked her before I nipped down tonight, what she was preparing. Pasta with all of the above. I specifically said, no thanks, I'll sort myself, only to come in to a bowl that smelled like an old sock mixed with stale vomit. Tried a bit, near booked, left it and went and bought myself something I'll eat. Apparently I'm a p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, Peil said: Every night, I pick up the wee man from nursery to and come on to her cooking Everyone has a kink, I suppose. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, Peil said: Invariably it involves spinach, too much parmesan and loads of garlic. Gadz man. Gadz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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