Stellaboz Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 ...in yer beanie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Absolutely incensed by a wee gammony twat at a "merge in turn" this morning. He wouldn't let the car ahead get more than a foot in front of him. It's only a minor inconvenience for me to be one car length back from where i'd otherwise be but it's the principle. I don't think it would have been unreasonable to drag him out of his car and cave his skull in with my big spanner. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Surpised this c**t didn't get a mention on here. Ignored the high sided vehicles warning apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 On 01/11/2022 at 13:04, Mark Connolly said: Bishopbriggs cross has been like that for as long as I can remember. Is the Chinese Buffet gone now I loved that place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 1 hour ago, dundeefc1783 said: Surpised this c**t didn't get a mention on here. Ignored the high sided vehicles warning apparently. I wonder if he got arrested for careless driving if not dangerous (conviction of section 2 of the Road Traffic Act means a ban and a resit of the extended test). If nothing else a new set of trousers would have been needed after the lorry blew over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 On 02/11/2022 at 05:25, IrishBhoy said: When I was doing the Glasgow half marathon a few weeks back I parked about 3/4 of the way down Bothwell Street, on the street to the right just round from the Rhoderick Dhu pub. I didn’t have a penny of change on me and was running extremely late to get to George Square for the start of the run, and since it was a Sunday I thought I would chance it. When I got back after the run, literally as I turned the corner and my car came in to view, a woman parking attendant was taking a picture of the front of my car. I’ve never had a parking ticket in my life but have heard stories about how unwilling they are to compromise, especially after they have started the process of giving you a ticket. The woman could see both me and my pal were in running gear, both hardly able to walk after running a half marathon then walking from Glasgow Green, so she would have known the car had been parked there for at least a few hours. When I got up to her she was farting about on what looked like a mini iPad, and I asked her if that was me getting a ticket now. To my surprise she replied ‘Not if you get in your car and drive away before I put this ticket on your windscreen’. I thanked her a few times for her generosity and done as she said, driving away while she looked on. I half expected her still to put the ticket through and have something come through the door but that’s been a month now, so fair play to her. i do multi drop in G2 area in Glasgow and find the parking attendant's ok,they know we don't pay for our tickets but even then don't give me a ticket often( i have had 2 this year) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: i do multi drop in G2 area in Glasgow and find the parking attendant's ok,they know we don't pay for our tickets but even then don't give me a ticket often( i have had 2 this year) I think parking officials went to a commission based approach a while ago which is why they went hyper aggressive looking for every opportunity to make they're wage worthwile, i guess thats changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 On 02/11/2022 at 05:25, IrishBhoy said: When I was doing the Glasgow half marathon a few weeks back I parked about 3/4 of the way down Bothwell Street, on the street to the right just round from the Rhoderick Dhu pub. I didn’t have a penny of change on me and was running extremely late to get to George Square for the start of the run, and since it was a Sunday I thought I would chance it. When I got back after the run, literally as I turned the corner and my car came in to view, a woman parking attendant was taking a picture of the front of my car. I’ve never had a parking ticket in my life but have heard stories about how unwilling they are to compromise, especially after they have started the process of giving you a ticket. The woman could see both me and my pal were in running gear, both hardly able to walk after running a half marathon then walking from Glasgow Green, so she would have known the car had been parked there for at least a few hours. When I got up to her she was farting about on what looked like a mini iPad, and I asked her if that was me getting a ticket now. To my surprise she replied ‘Not if you get in your car and drive away before I put this ticket on your windscreen’. I thanked her a few times for her generosity and done as she said, driving away while she looked on. I half expected her still to put the ticket through and have something come through the door but that’s been a month now, so fair play to her. "Good c***s at the side of the road" thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: i do multi drop in G2 area in Glasgow and find the parking attendant's ok,they know we don't pay for our tickets but even then don't give me a ticket often( i have had 2 this year) Parking attendant's what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 This is another niche Stenny one but again today, c***s going into B&M car park and insisting on turning right into the spaces on that side, even if the road in to the right is blocked (it frequently is)This results in traffic backing up to the main road and blocking the full lot. Totally selfish and unaware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 SUV driver near Cameron Toll. Before you get all road ragey and beep your horn at other folk check the road markings. Ya p***k. Also lazy polis who drove past a Deliveroo cyclist who was illegally riding at night without lights. Taggart would have given the bugger a fixed penalty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: SUV driver near Cameron Toll. Before you get all road ragey and beep your horn at other folk check the road markings. Ya p***k. Also lazy polis who drove past a Deliveroo cyclist who was illegally riding at night without lights. Taggart would have given the bugger a fixed penalty They maybe didn't see him/her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Drove up the A82 / A87 heading north for the weekend, bliss when the tourist season is over and the driving standards return to normal. However, it's the largest amount of stags and deer I've ever encountered in one night, Cluanie was like an obstacle course of them, think it's rutting season, but even still it was unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 I think England should follow Scotland's lead and introduce some kind of proficiency test before letting people drive. Maybe even some driving lessons too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 People that have their headlights pointed as high as possible, bonus points if they're newer LED headlights. If you can't see with your lights pointed at the road then you shouldn't be driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: People that have their headlights pointed as high as possible, bonus points if they're newer LED headlights. If you can't see with your lights pointed at the road then you shouldn't be driving. How much of that is choice, is that how the lights are set in the factory and people just to stupid to change it? Either way it should attract a death sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I did 25 miles on the M5 last week before realising that there wasn't just an unusually large number of twats flashing their lights at me for no reason and that i in fact was driving in the dark with only my sidelights on. I think my high carrot diet saved me. ^c**t on road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How much of that is choice, is that how the lights are set in the factory and people just to stupid to change it? Either way it should attract a death sentence. If people are too stupid to adjust their lights then murder is too good for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 hours ago, coprolite said: I did 25 miles on the M5 last week before realising that there wasn't just an unusually large number of twats flashing their lights at me for no reason and that i in fact was driving in the dark with only my sidelights on. I think my high carrot diet saved me. ^c**t on road. I did that for a couple of months after passing my driving test, never had a lesson after dark. I just thought I had terrible night vision. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I did that for a couple of months after passing my driving test, never had a lesson after dark. I just thought I had terrible night vision. Did the same in a horrific rainstorm on the M90 just after passing, couldn't find the button for it until the rain stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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