How many pints can you drink before you need a pish?

[tongue_tied_danny]

When I'm on a beer drinking session I can usually manage three pints before I need a single fish. After that I need one after every mouthful.

How many can you drink before you need a pish?

[Silvio Tattiescone]

53

 

Unless it's Guinness then it's 58

[Arthur Orton]

Depends on the company.

[Unleash The Nade]

18 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

53

 

Unless it's Guinness then it's 58

Pish !

[Silvio Tattiescone]

No it's true, Guinness staps you up.

[welshbairn]

Guinness is like having a tapa with each pint. You could probably survive on it alone.

[Unleash The Nade]

7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Guinness is like having a tapa with each pint. You could probably survive on it alone.

 

14 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

No it's true, Guinness staps you up.

Probably true

Until the following morning when you pish through your arse 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

3 for me.

[smpar]

Can’t say it’s something I actively pay attention to. I do know, however, that I probably go for about 3 pishes for every pint after I go the first time.

[Fuctifano]

I would say my average is 3 to 4, although on the night of the champions league final I managed 6, don't know if I was super dehydrated before starting.

Like pretty much everyone else, once the seal is broken is a piss or more per pint.

[resk]

Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

44 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said:

 

Probably true

Until the following morning when you pish through your arse 

Did Magee do your plumbing?

[Cosmic Joe]

Depends on your levels of hydration really. Never seen the point of sinking loads of pints on a night out unless you enjoy the feeling bloated as f**k experience...

[Addie]

21 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

Did Magee do your plumbing?

lol

[Todd_is_God]

40 minutes ago, resk said:

Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers.

I usually sling them a pound first visit, then nothing thereafter.

I'm perfectly capable of turning a tap on and washing / drying my hands on my own - I don't need someone to help me "wash my hands for poonani"

Also Juicy Fruit doesn't really go with lager.

[BFTD]

2 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

When I'm on a beer drinking session I can usually manage three pints before I need a single fish.

Good lad. A much healthier alternative to the traditional boozy kebab.

[Venti]

1 hour ago, resk said:

Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers.

Pretty dangerous pub if you get chibbed/robbed everytime.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

This thread needs to be calibrated.

The UK pint is 20 fluid ounces, the Yanks for some reason fucked about with the norm and declared that the pint only has 16 fluid ounces.

Which is it to be?

[Eednud]

This thread needs to be calibrated.
The UK pint is 20 fluid ounces, the Yanks for some reason fucked about with the norm and declared that the pint only has 16 fluid ounces.
Which is it to be?

An Australian pint was also 20 fluid ounces but as we’re metric it’s 570 ml except in South Australia where I live and that’s an Imperial Pint and for some obscure historical tax dodging reason a pintnis 425 ml or 15 fluid ounces.

[senorsoupe]

Up here the definition of "pint" varies from pub to pub.  Some places sell 20 ounce pints, others 16 ounce pints so it's variable.  

As for the original question, I usually go as long as possible before breaking the seal, usually 3 or 4 pints but once the first pish happens then it's every pint!