Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Only by reading the joke thread have I realised that Keith Chegwin has kicked the bucket, basically because I was away on holiday at the time and wouldn't have known without the treasure-trove of knowledge that is P&B. The burning questions: Which stories did you miss that took you by surprise a good while later? Alternatively, who have you incorrectly thought was either dead or still alive? Personally and for whatever reason, I thought Stevie Wonder had died years ago until I saw his name mentioned fairly recently. However, I remembered that I've encountered people who thought that Elvis is just retired at home / Hitler is serving life in maximum security military jail (extensive public transport is superb for overheard conversations btw), so I don't feel particularly bad about it in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I only found out last year that DJ Tom Wilson has been dead for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Apparently females can have orgasms too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Apparently females can have orgasms too. Can they? Are you sure about that? I didn't know Cynthia Lennon, ex-wife of John, and mother of Julian died in 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Alternatively, who have you incorrectly thought was either dead or still alive? We were at a church function the other week and after the service we were having tea and sandwiches etc in the hall, and this chap was sitting next to my wife and said "Am I glad to see you, I thought you were dead". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Can they? Are you sure about that? I didn't know Cynthia Lennon, ex-wife of John, and mother of Julian died in 2015. Where the f*ck you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 55 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Apparently females can have orgasms too. If that's true they hide it very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I took a 3 week sickie from school when I was about 9, and as a result, have never learned how to do long division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 58 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Can they? Are you sure about that? I didn't know Cynthia Lennon, ex-wife of John, and mother of Julian died in 2015. How did John take the news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I took a 3 week sickie from school when I was about 9, and as a result, have never learned how to do long division. I heard they've abolished long division anyway so you're not missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: I heard they've abolished long division anyway so you're not missing out. So how do you do divide big numbers now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: So how do you do divide big numbers now? Some kind of grid system I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: So how do you do divide big numbers now? Vote for Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I just found out Leicester City won the English Premier League a couple of years ago, I was too engrossed in a Scottish football event that night, it escapes me what it was though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Apparently females can have orgasms too. I've never come across one.....fnarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Apparently females can have orgasms too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Had an argument a while back with the missus. I said my mum still had a dog, she said the dog had died years ago. Turns out the missus was of course right. Also, totally missed Scottish Championship fixtures over the festive period. Was adamant we'd been in 3rd place then by the time we played Falkirk we were 4th. Presume either some other teams played or someone is at it and taking advantage of us whilst drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 Got T2 on in the background just now and this came up: "Happens every year Mr Murphy" "How was I supposed to know, I've been on skag for 15 years" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I thought Don Henley had died. Turns out he's still alive. So far.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just looked up Tiger Tim who apparently is still alive. Thought he pegged it years ago. I though Mozza Mozza had died.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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