Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I'd have stuck this in the Top 5s but I can only think of 4. Reaching the age of 40 with all my hair, teeth and important bits relatively intact Becoming a P+B mod after only 12 years of not getting into arguments or calling anyone names Running a marathon (although I did walk a bit of it) Winning £10k on a quiz show (at the 10th time of asking) Over to you.
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Never once racially abusing Demarcus Beasley. Always twice, was it?
Savage Henry Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Always twice, was it? No, it was just all the other black players.
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: No, it was just all the other black players. Discrimination against Marcus IMO. Worse than racism.
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Proud of how many orders of magnitude better looking my kids are than me. Proud of being a shop steward and in some way standing against the tide of corporate greed and general horrible b*****dness that plagues the country. Proud that I have always supported my wee local team.
Herman Hessian Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, throbber said: Managing to reproduce. ^^^^^ photo-copier salesman
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I saved a wee bird (like a sparrow or something) from getting pecked to death by a magpie just last week. Heard a lot of bird based commotion (squawking and the like) out the back garden. Looked out and this evil b*****d of a magpie is stood on this wee bird pecking the f**k out of it. All his wee bird mates were trying to swoop at and dive bomb the magpie but he had smelt blood and was going in for the kill. I shot out the back door and the magpie went to a neighbours tree. The wee fella was too traumatised to move for a bit and with the magpie staying close I just hung about until the magpie flew properly away then the wee bird went and hid under the fence.
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Ps, I also intervened in two fights over the weekend. Both fights were lassies fighting. If it was two blokes I’d let them make a go of it but I couldn’t sit by and watch girls fighting.
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I saved a wee bird (like a sparrow or something) from getting pecked to death by a magpie just last week. Heard a lot of bird based commotion (squawking and the like) out the back garden. Looked out and this evil b*****d of a magpie is stood on this wee bird pecking the f**k out of it. All his wee bird mates were trying to swoop at and dive bomb the magpie but he had smelt blood and was going in for the kill. I shot out the back door and the magpie went to a neighbours tree. The wee fella was too traumatised to move for a bit and with the magpie staying close I just hung about until the magpie flew properly away then the wee bird went and hid under the fence. You did, aye.
Funky Nosejob Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I also intervened in two fights over the weekend. Both fights were lassies fighting. If it was two blokes I’d let them make a go of it but I couldn’t sit by and watch girls fighting. Never get involved in a girls’ fight! if men are fighting, more often than not it’s because they feel they ought to fight to save face. If women are fighting, it’s because they want to.
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Never get involved in a girls’ fight! if men are fighting, more often than not it’s because they feel they ought to fight to save face. If women are fighting, it’s because they want to. Come on mate. Its pretty obvious he was trying to secure his NKC
Booker-T Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I also intervened in two fights over the weekend. Both fights were lassies fighting. If it was two blokes I’d let them make a go of it but I couldn’t sit by and watch girls fighting. sexist pig 6 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Becoming a P+B mod after only 12 years of not getting into arguments or calling anyone names damn it, i'll never be a mod
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I also intervened in two fights over the weekend. Both fights were lassies fighting. If it was two blokes I’d let them make a go of it but I couldn’t sit by and watch girls fighting. I would have remained a spectator, this scenario usually involves the combatants ripping each others clothes off.
Dee Man Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: I saved a wee bird (like a sparrow or something) from getting pecked to death by a magpie just last week. Heard a lot of bird based commotion (squawking and the like) out the back garden. Looked out and this evil b*****d of a magpie is stood on this wee bird pecking the f**k out of it. All his wee bird mates were trying to swoop at and dive bomb the magpie but he had smelt blood and was going in for the kill. I shot out the back door and the magpie went to a neighbours tree. The wee fella was too traumatised to move for a bit and with the magpie staying close I just hung about until the magpie flew properly away then the wee bird went and hid under the fence. It's heartwarming to read of someone actually saving animals as opposed to the monsters in the other thread.
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 It's heartwarming to read of someone actually saving animals as opposed to the monsters in the other thread. Thank you Dee Man. Some of the maniacs in the other thread would have kicked them both to death.
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