Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Anybody have any? Delighted to say I do not
SweeperDee Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Anybody have any? Delighted to say I do not Rottweiler tried to maul me once when I was about 6. I apparently managed to shove my heel into its eye with a misplaced kick to the snout which sent it packing. (I wasn’t bothering it before anyone jumps in, this was in Lochee park whilst I was minding my own business near the clubhouse/pavilion).
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Kicked a live tortoise (which was probably quite angry) down a hill.
Hillonearth Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Turning to walk into mine - tall hedge, zero visibility round the corner - and was nearly twatted by an owl that was flying down the driveway at face level.
Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Author Posted May 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Turning to walk into mine - tall hedge, zero visibility round the corner - and was nearly twatted by an owl that was flying down the driveway at face level. A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal
Hillonearth Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Just now, Peppino Impastato said: A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal Try having one miss your coupon by inches. While we're at it, neither does a fucking tortoise - or Mrs Throbber for that matter.
Unleash The Nade Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal Still ahead of Mike Tyson in all time greats though !
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Rottweiler tried to maul me once when I was about 6. I apparently managed to shove my heel into its eye with a misplaced kick to the snout which sent it packing. (I wasn’t bothering it before anyone jumps in, this was in Lochee park whilst I was minding my own business near the clubhouse/pavilion). Defeats vicious animal in Primary two. Does nothing when father attacked in adulthood.
SweeperDee Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Defeats vicious animal in Primary two. Does nothing when father attacked in adulthood. One could say I was traumatised.
BFTD Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 A hummingbird missed my head by inches a few months back. The dawn of every new day feels like a gift.
invergowrie arab Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that.
supermik Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Caught a barracuda once in the Caribbean. When we landed it on the boat it was thrashing around at my feet. It had teeth like Jaws. Just as I thought it was about to get me, the boat owner came rushing across with a baseball bat and caved its skull in.
BFTD Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that. I was within three feet of one of those today. Could've been me.
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I once trapped a spider under a glass and then ushered it out of the house. House spider my arse, that was a fecking tarantula.
Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Author Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that. No it's not. It's mosquitoes. By far.
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I once hit a honey badger from behind after an arguement over the Who wants to be a millionaire machine in the pub.
Richey Edwards Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I accidentally cut half my face open and still have the scar.
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