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embarrassing football-themed shite that you have acquired


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not merchandise, or any sort of unofficial club branded rubbish; half and half scarves off pikey vendors or knock-off replica shirts

i'm talking about stuff which has no ostensible connection to football other than what you have chosen to apply to it -  random crap that you've bought "just because" of some irrational thought process

for instance - ahem:

i absolutely fucking love rovers red and white hoops - an iconic combination, rarely used in the English professional game (there are about a dozen or so short-lived instances other than DRFC, notwithtstanding Accies, of course); consequently, I have been accumulating red and white hooped crockery; has to be from a specific range so that it all matches - and which, i'm afraid,  i think is absolutely smart as a b*****d :thumsup2

it's usually way too expensive to even think about buying, but i've found a website that sells off overruns or slight seconds at "sensible" prices, so i grab a few bits every now and then

on you trot now - 'fess up and make me feel better about this cretinous affliction...

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My lightbulb I am currently using was given to me at Somerset Park  after I bought a red one by accident and just used it anyway.  @Kitty_Boy decided he would give me a real one. 

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5 minutes ago, itzdrk said:

My lightbulb I am currently using was given to me at Somerset Park  after I bought a red one by accident and just used it anyway.  @Kitty_Boy decided he would give me a real one. 

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Did you get many visitors when you were using the red one?

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5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Did you get many visitors when you were using the red one?

No, the locals have seen my face. 

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almost forgot - i have two Red Stripe bar towels on my kitchen worktop (with the kettle and toaster sat on 'em) because about thirty years ago they were shirt sponsors for  Doncaster's historically shite rugby league team for a season

fucking hell...

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