tamthebam Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 I quite like next week's Terracing teaser- who's the biggest flops in bed, Hearts or Hibs. Well both. It's us well hung Edinburgh City fans who are the rampant shaggers. (Obvious answer is the Jambos as they have to get off at Haymarket to get to Tynecastle) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I quite like next week's Terracing teaser- who's the biggest flops in bed, Hearts or Hibs. Well both. It's us well hung Edinburgh City fans who are the rampant shaggers. (Obvious answer is the Jambos as they have to get off at Haymarket to get to Tynecastle) Getting off at Haymarket is usually before the floppy stage, is it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) what is the joke here, didn’t listen in. Just a team full of horrible arseholes? Edited January 16, 2021 by Scotty Tunbridge -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 what is the joke here, didn’t listen in. Just a team full of horrible arseholes?There was a good ones along lines of Pirlo, because he ruined Scotland from No.10. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spalding Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: what is the joke here, didn’t listen in. Just a team full of horrible arseholes? Polltax McStay Port Stanley Matthews Scott Wright-to-buy Tory Andre Flo You get the picture....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Slurp Slurp Cowan at it again. He said that Motherwell's semi final win over Celtic 'was probably' better than actually winning the Scottish Cup and that it 'was probably' a better achievement. Technically the first one is subjective, but I imagine almost zero Motherwell fans would agree. The second is absolutely not subjective though and is utter nonsense. Imagine being that sycophantic that you have to put down one of your club's greatest achievements and moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Tam absolutely loves the 'tic. He's got a personal cock and balls towel with Larsson's face on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 A 'cock and balls towel'? Do...do people have those?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Tam Cowan does. With Larsson's mug on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, Stellaboz said: Tam Cowan does. With Larsson's mug on it. This is a most distressing start to the afternoon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 I thought yesterday's was ticking along nicely until Tam thought a homophobic joke would be a nice addition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 23/01/2021 at 12:44, DA Baracus said: A 'cock and balls towel'? Do...do people have those?! Sarah Millican's husband has a brown "arse towel". She didn't go into much more detail than that, thankfully. Yes, I watched a Sarah Millican DVD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, BFTD said: Sarah Millican's husband has a brown "arse towel". She didn't go into much more detail than that, thankfully. Yes, I watched a Sarah Millican DVD. That's almost as bad as Perkin's confession of voting Tory. Did you think it was a Spike Milligan one and wish you'd had stronger glasses? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewan14 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 A featured SIXTIES soul singer every programme would be good Educate these young " musical " plebs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: That's almost as bad as Perkin's confession of voting Tory. Did you think it was a Spike Milligan one and wish you'd had stronger glasses? I quite like her. Watched one of her shows yesterday, actually, and my son had a similar reaction to P&B. It gets worse - I've never thought Spike Milligan was all that. Harry Secombe was funnier. God, it's all coming out now. My mum did bump into Spike in a Bromley shopping centre once - she just stared and didn't know what to say, so he grabbed her arm, did a big "YES, IT'S ME!" and wandered off. So I liked him for that, as she was quite giddy when I caught up with her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 13 hours ago, BFTD said: My mum did bump into Spike in a Bromley shopping centre once - she just stared and didn't know what to say, so he grabbed her arm, did a big "YES, IT'S ME!" and wandered off. So I liked him for that, as she was quite giddy when I caught up with her. ^^^ Grovelling little b*****d^^^ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Just getting Five Live on all channels. Has the Grim Reaper caught up with Cosgrove....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Just getting Five Live on all channels. Has the Grim Reaper caught up with Cosgrove....? Thank f**k. I thought I was going to have shell out for a new radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 BBC Scotland building is on fire apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Next week's show is presented from a broom cupboard in Stornoway then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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