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5 hours ago, Cerberus said:

People under 35 who don’t like Maggie Thatcher.

Why?
It was before your time.

What’s your thoughts on Neville Chamberlain?

 

4 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Any thoughts on Hitler? Or Stalin?

 

3 hours ago, Cerberus said:

A couple a fannies.
 

 

Moron found.

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On 24/11/2018 at 17:04, DA Baracus said:

Saying that cup competitions are a distraction

Completely agree, Bairnardo having a ‘mare and trying to pretend he doesn’t care about being scudded by Stenny.

Cups are bascially the only chance at winning something meaningful for the clubs outside of Rangers and Celtic. Anyone saying they don’t care about the cup and would rather just stay in the Championship has forgotten what football is about IMO. I’d happily see Ayr play in League 2 for a season if we could win a cup the year before.

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1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Completely agree, Bairnardo having a ‘mare and trying to pretend he doesn’t care about being scudded by Stenny.

Cups are bascially the only chance at winning something meaningful for the clubs outside of Rangers and Celtic. Anyone saying they don’t care about the cup and would rather just stay in the Championship has forgotten what football is about IMO. I’d happily see Ayr play in League 2 for a season if we could win a cup the year before.

I care about getting scudded off Stenny although not as much as I should probably. I dont see why there cant be context though. I have some glorious cup memories. More than most who follow diddy teams probably, but the idea of a cup run this season is as fanciful as a late run for the title. Our current team I simply want to see have to play as few games as possible until it is hopefully dismantled in January and replaced with something better. 

For that reason, I am simply not arsed about going out the cup. As for your last bit, dropping into League 2 would become a survival issue for Falkirk. Id rather not win a cup and survive tbh. 

I have absolutely ZERO interest in seeing this Falkirk team get drawn away to Hamilton or Motherwell and get thrashed six nil. Thats what would happen. 

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Folk that don’t understand The Nations League

 

Folk that say Brexit is just really boring, and they should just get on with their ‘day job’

 

Folk that moan about how much Christmas stuff there is in the shops and on telly and it’s only November - more inane than moronic maybe

 

Folk who keep talking on their mobiles whilst transacting at shops

 

Folk that overdo the whole Peaky Blinders look

 

Folk that attempt to mandate the wearing of Christmas jumpers at office parties

 

Folk that make an arbitrary decision to order the ‘banquet’ for everyone in Chinese or Thai restaurants

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4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that don’t understand The Nations League

I kinda get it.

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that say Brexit is just really boring, and they should just get on with their ‘day job’

I've lost interest long ago. Just a load of pish these days. Massive f**k up all round. 

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that moan about how much Christmas stuff there is in the shops and on telly and it’s only November

Well it's true. Celebrate your birthday two months early do you?? 

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk who keep talking on their mobiles whilst transacting at shops

Kuntz, pure and simple.

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that overdo the whole Peaky Blinders look

I don't know what that is.

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that attempt to mandate the wearing of Christmas jumpers at office parties

Back to being kuntz again. 

4 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Folk that make an arbitrary decision to order the ‘banquet’ for everyone in Chinese or Thai restaurants

Meh, eating 'in' in these establishments, you deserve all you get. 

 

:) 

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6 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

Well it's true. Celebrate your birthday two months early do you?? 

No, I agree with the sentiment - but it's an annual bout of inane moronic conversation - "it seems to be earlier every year doesn't it?" and all that.

If someone actually said "I love christmas, and am delighted to see all the Santa related tat in the shops in October, with a nice Greg Lake tune playing" I'd probably welcome it more.

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Think this may have been mentioned already, maybe even by me, but folk from up here who speak to their Weegie auntie on the phone and start talking in the broadest Weegie accent ever to her.  Despite being Invernessian with an Invernessian accent.

I love calling people out on this.  

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4 hours ago, TheScarf said:

start talking in the broadest Weegie accent ever

 

Calling everyone big this or wee that............weegies seem to have an obsession with the physical stature of people when referring to them.  It's a tad moronic it has to be said.

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11 minutes ago, tarapoa said:

 

Calling everyone big this or wee that............weegies seem to have an obsession with the physical stature of people when referring to them.  It's a tad moronic it has to be said.

Also adding 'but' to the end of a sentence.

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17 minutes ago, tarapoa said:

 

Calling everyone big this or wee that............weegies seem to have an obsession with the physical stature of people when referring to them.  It's a tad moronic it has to be said.

Not just everyone, but everything.

A wee cup of tea with a wee slice of toast. “Want a wee spoon o sugar in that”.

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