velo army Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 23:26, Dee Man said: I believe in these circumstances the appropriate response is 'My bad'. Belongs on this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Belongs on this thread.Id say thats just generally shite patter/Americanism. Could be moronic buts its not really a calling card IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, velo army said: Belongs on this thread. f**k sake, that's the third time I've been pulled up on that in this thread. What I meant to put was that it is what the kids say but inexplicably came out like that. Probably because that's what I typed, so not that inexplicable really. For clarification, I have never used that phrase in my life. Other than that post obviously. For the second post in a row I would like to apologise to everyone concerned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, velo army said: Belongs on this thread. Id say thats just generally shite patter/Americanism. Could be moronic buts its not really a calling card IMO Thanks for your defence but I'd have to agree that anyone using Americanisms is a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Thanks for your defence but I'd have to agree that anyone using Americanisms is a moron. Yeah but is it the real stamp of a moron... This thread is here to find out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Thanks for your defence but I'd have to agree that anyone using Americanisms is a moron. As is anyone born and bred in the North-east who uses Weegie words and phrases that have never really been part of the north-east vocabulary Such as any reference to "weans" or "haein a swally" or use of the word "pure"......or "*****" Worst of all , of course , are the North-east born and bred glory hunters who develop a Weegie accent whenever they're braying about fitba , reaching its peak whenever their beloved team are playing the Dons. They practically turn into full-on Rab C when they call us "ya fuckin sheep-shaggin' basturts , ye !!" ....without a hint of self-awareness 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, A96 said: As is anyone born and bred in the North-east who uses Weegie words and phrases that have never really been part of the north-east vocabulary Such as any reference to "weans" or "haein a swally" or use of the word "pure"......or "*****" Worst of all , of course , are the North-east born and bred glory hunters who develop a Weegie accent whenever they're braying about fitba , reaching its peak whenever their beloved team are playing the Dons. They practically turn into full-on Rab C when they call us "ya fuckin sheep-shaggin' basturts , ye !!" ....without a hint of self-awareness Just goes to show how much the rest of the country aspire to be from Glasgow, or be just like us. Never would you see one of us attempting to talk in a Doric or Fife accent. Not unless it was to rip the piss, obviously. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Adam said: Just goes to show how much the rest of the country aspire to be from Glasgow, or be just like us. Never would you see one of us attempting to talk in a Doric or Fife accent. Not unless it was to rip the piss, obviously. Nah . Some weak-minded, socially inadequate individuals who only latch on to one or other of the Old Cancer because of the nailed-on guarantee of regular success do not equate to "the rest of the country" And nae cvnt from outwith the North-East , Weegie or otherwise , has ever managed to mimic the north-East dialect or accent. Can't be done. Chewin the Fat had a decent stab at the Dundee accent wi Taysiders in Space......but that's nae the proper north-east Any cvnt can sound like a Weegie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Wearing the same black jacket that the 20 guys you're with have on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Adam said: Just goes to show how much the rest of the country aspire to be from Glasgow, or be just like us. Never would you see one of us attempting to talk in a Doric or Fife accent. Not unless it was to rip the piss, obviously. I dunno. I've been up here for 6 years now and have doric words firmly ensconced in my vocabulary. I consider myself a polyglot now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Wearing the same black jacket that the 20 guys you're with have on. Some size of a jacket... 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, velo army said: I dunno. I've been up here for 6 years now and have doric words firmly ensconced in my vocabulary. I consider myself a polyglot now. Spikken Doric and hae'ing a North East accent are nae the same 'hing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5 hours ago, A96 said: Nah . Some weak-minded, socially inadequate individuals who only latch on to one or other of the Old Cancer because of the nailed-on guarantee of regular success do not equate to "the rest of the country" And nae cvnt from outwith the North-East , Weegie or otherwise , has ever managed to mimic the north-East dialect or accent. Can't be done. Chewin the Fat had a decent stab at the Dundee accent wi Taysiders in Space......but that's nae the proper north-east Any cvnt can sound like a Weegie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Wearing the same black jacket that the 20 guys you're with have on.Dance troupe thread for this pish please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Pluralising the names of footballers and/or teams when discussing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Pluralising the names of footballers and/or teams when discussing them. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer likes this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacklands Buff Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Anyone of the following:1.Full Beards2.First name Barry3.Folk who hang keys of the belt loops on their trousers4.Men who don’t like football5. Folk who don’t drink tea or coffee.6. Folk who talk about themselves as a third party.7. Skinny jeans8. Nae socks9. Folk who start a sentence with the word ‘Mate’10. Folk who visit the bank with a brief case11. Bald folk with ponytails12. Anyone who vapes13. Folk who start a sentence with I’m not racist but.......14. Cat owners15. Monobrows 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I dunno. I've been up here for 6 years now and have doric words firmly ensconced in my vocabulary. I consider myself a polyglot now. Your Glasgow citizenship will be stripped from you forthwith. Turncoat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Adam said: Your Glasgow citizenship will be stripped from you forthwith. Turncoat. *Ahem* East Kilbride. And I'm a citizen of the world now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Adam said: Your Glasgow citizenship will be stripped from you forthwith. Turncoat. It should be stripped from him clydewith. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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