Savage Henry Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 There’s yer Italy shut for a couple of weeks.Kilmarnock recently had an Italian manager. Could have been them.**Except for Kiltie and Broadfoot, who saw all of this coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There’s yer Italy shut for a couple of weeks. That's Tuscany fucked for the Scottish Establishment, boomtime for Largs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51733722?at_campaign=64&at_custom3=%40BBCScotlandNews&at_custom4=AF856864-5E3B-11EA-ADC6-4E223A982C1E&at_medium=custom7&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom2=twitter3 in scotland... Probably way behind the news... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: How much toilet paper do you go through? I tend to find anything less than three fold overs has that result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 hours ago, doulikefish said: Prayers and thoughts aint working again The Diocese of Motherwell have told people not to shake hands at the sign of peace at Mass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There’s yer Italy shut for a couple of weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The Diocese of Motherwell have told people not to shake hands at the sign of peace at Mass. That's one thing that will spread. Fist pumping after the Our Father in Lochee from this Sunday it is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Fuckyou coronavirus. Shit is getting real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Met a Chinese boy at work today who has just come back in after self quarantine having travelled back from China a could of weeks back. Looked a bit peaky tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Met a Chinese boy at work today who has just come back in after self quarantine having travelled back from China a could of weeks back. Looked a bit peaky tbh. Did you shake hands with him? Or kiss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 hours ago, The Real Saints said: One of my co-workers has been coughing her guts up for a couple of weeks. Her doctor told her that she mustn't go to work under any circumstances. Despite this, she came to work yesterday, had a major coughing fit in the staff room and had to be taken to hospital for testing. 5 minutes after she departed the staff room, I entered, totally oblivious, and sat down in the seat which she had just been coughing all over. 30 seconds later, our manager rushed in and told me I had to move so he could urgently disinfect the area. RIP me. It turns out that it was just a regular viral infection, but still... could have been me. Could have been me. I suspect theres folk going around with similar symptoms that actually do have coronavirus- they just haven't been tested and have recovered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) Went to Asda in Stenny for a white loaf - shelves were empty. Nae bother I thought, I pass Sainsburys on the way home. Got the last one. Dude in front if me at the till had 3. They go out of date on the 7th, FFS.* Yeah, yeah, he could be freezing them. But defrosted bread is waaash, tbh. Edited March 4, 2020 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 WebMD are having a live QA and the virus right now https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fdf5fq/we_are_a_team_of_medical_experts_following/ Though it may just be finishing if someone has a real question for a real expert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Snafu said: Up to 89 cases now in the UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51741001 It says 87 but by the time I've finished this post it will be 89. That's 0.0001339% of the population. Edited March 4, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 8 hours ago, SweeperDee said: Full of old c***s that smoke. The crem has that effect on them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: You've got to hope these are a wind up. Potted heid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Fuckyou coronavirus. Shit is getting real. That's fucking plenty with your manky cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Having done a bit of reading on the hand sanitizer "debate", it seems a gel with about 60% alcohol will do the job https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/community/election-polling-locations.html Soap is very good as the disease has a fat covering (not the scientific name for it) that detergent breaks down. That means regularly washing your hands will be a big plus. As soap seems our best defence I fear this may mean RIP Green Brigade. Good night sweet princes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Fuckyou coronavirus. Shit is getting real. NO! Time to die!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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