Lurkst Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: My flatmates bought 360 rolls of shit paper last night. Morons. Choose a suitably coordinated throw and you could have yourself an extra armchair there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 My flatmates bought 360 rolls of shit paper last night. Morons. I would be very tempted to put a match to that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: No, not totally anyway. I do wonder how these celebrity ‘guinea pigs’ are doing. I’m interested in general in what percentage of people will get really sick with pneumonia and need to be hospitalised and what percentage will just get it mild and recover quickly. You're interested in the general percentages so you ask about two individual cases in a sea of thousands? I am, but I don’t see reports on the percentages. I just see reports of people with underlying health conditions dying. As the media thought it was newsworthy enough to tell me about celebs and ministers who had the virus, it would be useful to hear how long it took them to get through it, after effects, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: My flatmates bought 360 rolls of shit paper last night. Morons. Curry tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This is in French but says 80% of cases are like a cold or influenza. So I guess that's 20% needing more serious attention. https://www.lefigaro.fr/sciences/coronavirus-bilan-symptomes-traitement-toutes-les-reponses-a-vos-questions-sur-l-epidemie-de-covid-19-20200312?utm_source=app&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=fr.playsoft.lefigarov3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 80% - like a cold or flu15-20 % - serious, ie pneumonia1-3% - deadMost of the people in the second and third categories will be immunodeficient or have an underlying health condition, like diabetes, heart disease, asthma or having an Ivory dildo up their bum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 27 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: My flatmates bought 360 rolls of shit paper last night. Morons. Argentina '78. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 This makes me very uneasy, particularly the last picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Burn your flatmates loo roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: 80% - like a cold or flu 15-20 % - serious, ie pneumonia 1-3% - dead Most of the people in the second and third categories will be immunodeficient or have an underlying health condition, like diabetes, heart disease, asthma or having an Ivory dildo up their bum. 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: This makes me very uneasy, particularly the last picture. It looks more ebony than ivory... Edited March 14, 2020 by Lurkst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Lurkst said: It looks more ebony than ivory... They live together in perfect harmony. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 hours ago, tree house tam said: Some religious people do not use bog roll. There's also a guy at my work who says if he's going for a shower he just jumps straight in after having a shite without wiping his arse. Dirty, dirty b*****ds. If you got shite on any other part of your body, would you be happy just wiping it away with a piece of toilet paper? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: My flatmates bought 360 rolls of shit paper last night. Morons. Just needing some mega packs of laxatives now to go with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: This makes me very uneasy, particularly the last picture. I can understand why the second last one has the clothes leg though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 hours ago, tree house tam said: There's also a guy at my work who says if he's going for a shower he just jumps straight in after having a shite without wiping his arse. Dirty, dirty b*****ds. Don't really see what's dirty about that, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I can understand why the second last one has the clothes leg though. The vomiting one just needs to relax a bit more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricky burgh Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 This topic has me really worried about the future survival of some of our clubs , a , when will we be able to resume , b. what are the financial implications for some of our clubs who rely heavily on the generosity of sponsors ,who due this situation will not be in a position to continue sponsoring organisations in their local community, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendan Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, pandarilla said: The data collected by the government is a little bit terrifying. Every citizen has to have an app which tracks exactly where you've been. When you try to enter any building, you'll get a green or red light, and no matter what you do, this can't be overturned or appealed. They are literally taking every citizen's movements every minute of every day. Not sure where you're hearing this from, but I haven't heard that from any people I know in China. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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