WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Buy buy buy shares in slippers manufacturers. Nah, there'll be a glut of second-hand ones being sold by Government internment facilities care homes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 My Edinburgh - Paris flight in a couple of weeks is now officially been cancelled. Return leg still on though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SJP79 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The Gene puddle. What a chief 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 31 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Yellow means partially closed. Hope our boffins and decision makers are better than theirs. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/how-do-coronavirus-containment-measures-vary-across-europe That map will come in handy when you get asked in a pub quiz (in 6 months time) "Which country borders North Macedonia to its east"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Seen this shared by someone accompanied with the comment 'don't know if true or not but better safe than sorry'Facebook should be quarantined forever.There is scientific backing for this tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 28 minutes ago, JTS98 said: Hell is other people doesn't mean other people are c***s. It means we can never escape the feeling of being judged by them and this perceived judgement following us through life causes us pain. Like a manky b*****d who doesn't want to wash his hands after a pish in a public toilet, but feels he has to because others are watching. Happy to help You watch people in public toilets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, alr said: Seen this shared by someone accompanied with the comment 'don't know if true or not but better safe than sorry' Facebook should be quarantined forever. Go back a couple of pages and look at today's YouTube from Dr. John Campbell. He explains all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Branson nett worth: $4.1 billion (which I suppose is $4,100,000,000 rather than the $4,100,000,000,000 of my youth) Nr of employees (Virgin Atlantic): 8,571 8,571 x 8 x (say) $500.00/week = $34,284,000. Even at £1,000.00/week it would be "only" $68,568,000 Also, people could take the hit of 8 weeks and then be made redundant regardless, leaving them even deeper in the shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You watch people in public toilets? And what of it, good sir! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, JTS98 said: And what of it, good sir! He demands satisfaction, sirrah !!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, JTS98 said: And what of it, good sir! Is it a bit like trainspotting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 We jokingly got a gift of toilet roll for our wedding, in a bag with a wedding card in it. Hotel allowed us to store things there after the wedding until today. Just discovered that someone has genuinely stolen a wedding card for a single roll of toilet paper. What a fucking world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is it a bit like trainspotting? Aye. But fewer trains, more guys pishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Behavioural scientist discusses govt. COVID strategy................. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/16/social-distancing-coronavirus-stay-home-government 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SJP79 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 No health care system in the world is capable of treating the sort of numbers they are predicting. Lets hope they are wrong and it is much less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That map will come in handy when you get asked in a pub quiz (in 6 months time) "Which country borders North Macedonia to its east"? Has Albania taken advantage of this crisis to annex Finland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 51 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Yellow means partially closed. Hope our boffins and decision makers are better than theirs. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/how-do-coronavirus-containment-measures-vary-across-europe I didn't realise Austria was so big. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Has Albania taken advantage of this crisis to annex Finland?I thought that as well to start with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Has Albania taken advantage of this crisis to annex Finland? Yellow are partially closed. Confused me for a minute, too. Different numbering system might have helped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Jacksgranda said: Yellow are partially closed. Confused me for a minute, too. Different numbering system might have helped. I think what he's alluding to is that according to the map, Finland is Albania. And Germany is Austria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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