Guest Moomintroll Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 The warehouse that you were previously white knighting for is recruiting all over the country right now to meet that demand. But it's cute to see that you've added 'saving the faceless corporation extra recruitment costs' to your uncompensated remit. The CEO will be thrilled to know that he can spend more time on the golf course now that he's got you working on that one for him as well.You're quite an angry wee man, aren't you? I need to stop playing now Champ, got work to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: You're quite an angry wee man, aren't you? I need to stop playing now Champ, got work to do. *Extra work* *that you're not getting paid for* *because your company's corporate culture has got its boot lodged firmly up your arse* Gutted to be missing out on that m8: enjoy. Edited March 18, 2020 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: @virginton it's ok to be scared. Have an e-hug. Ah...............The Shitepipe Manoeuvre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Get that fucker replaced with Mrs Brown’s boys.Surely we’re suffering enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Some angry lads out in force today Some serious heads gone here, Moomintroll's got them truly rattled over f**k all. Maybe an unsuspected early symptom. Edited March 18, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Some serious heads gone here. Let’s all #bekind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Snafu said: Warnings of rogue ‘community helpers’ targeting households https://www.elystandard.co.uk/news/rogue-health-workers-targeting-elderly-and-vulnerable-1-6565364 A statement released by Wisbech Town Council on social media said: “We are receiving reports that individuals and small groups are approaching households claiming to be from The Red Cross and offering coronavirus testing, and then demanding significant money for the tests. “Please be advised this is a scam - The Red Cross are not offering any such service and nor is anyone else outside the NHS. “If you or any member of your family is approached in this way, then please report it to the police immediately.” Probably sure to catch on around the country as more scumbags look to take advantage of peoples fears. Mind when this started and folk said "humanity always comes together in these situations"? I haven't seen any of this "coming together". All I see is c***s. And they're being cunty everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Mind when this started and folk said "humanity always comes together in these situations"? I haven't seen any of this "coming together". All I see is c***s. And they're being cunty everywhere. Just getting into the true blitz spirit, spivs flogging on the black market, war profiteering, fire wardens looting.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 virginton once posted on here about charging his own brother interest on a £10 he lent him. No doubt he's got a pile of toilet roll on eBay. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Hmmm.....there’s much to be said for overcooked lasagne sheets. A fine alternative to bum wipes. I immediately thought of the home made stuff, fresh out of that wee rolling machine. You could incorporate porridge for improved adhesion. Edited March 18, 2020 by cyderspaceman Tidying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Gman, I see Livi distro has ground to a halt. Stores had news of this yet? Someone tag him I can't find his name haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Just getting into the true blitz spirit, spivs flogging on the black market, war profiteering, fire wardens looting.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 25 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 29 minutes ago, virginton said: The warehouse that you were previously white knighting for is recruiting all over the country right now to meet that demand. But it's cute to see that you've added 'saving the faceless corporation extra recruitment costs' to your uncompensated remit. The CEO will be thrilled to know that he can spend more time on the golf course now that he's got you working on that one for him as well. You're quite an angry wee man, aren't you? I need to stop playing now Champ, got work to do. You've annoyed "the pack" I see. They find it difficult to get through the day without ganging up on someone and making even good deeds seem somehow bad, as they display their faux "outrage" across the forum. Sad doesn't come close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Got to wonder if senior managers of places are getting together now to form a strategy when everyone decides they can do their job fine from home and would like to keep going if that's OK I've been saying that's why my office aren't letting anyone apart from Managers do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, coprolite said: 20200317-sitrep-57-covid-19.pdf 669.93 kB · 8 downloads Updated league tables attached. Pakistan is a real worry here- almost doubled without any reported community transmission + large urban population. Starting to wonder whether the demography of most of Africa and south Asia might help with that herd immunity approach? Can only hope. Oh dear. A gift for the racist, anti-immigration crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyPar Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Any fellow asthma sufferers particularly worried about coronavirus? Is their any specific advice? Haven't been able to find any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/mar/18/bono-coronavirus-song-italy-let-your-love-be-known Kinda rooting for the virus now tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Got to wonder if senior managers of places are getting together now to form a strategy when everyone decides they can do their job fine from home and would like to keep going if that's OKThis will happen and don’t see it being a bad thing tbh. There’s plenty of website monitoring, call reports, time active stuff if companies want to get big brother over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I've just had a call from my mum (87 y.o.). She has angina, otherwise in pretty good health for her age. "Ah've made a wee shopping list son, could you nip to Morrison's for me ?" #prayforFP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, WATTOO said: You've annoyed "the pack" I see. They find it difficult to get through the day without ganging up on someone and making even good deeds seem somehow bad, as they display their faux "outrage" across the forum. Sad doesn't come close. You spend your day peddling lunatic conspiracy theories that you picked up from Youtube champ, sit down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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