Arthur Orton Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, bennett said: They're driving on the wrong side of the road, not uk. Maybe an American with diplomatic immunity... 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Got a note through the door yesterday evening. There's a couple at the bottom of the street sticking these notes through all the doors offering to help anyone that needs help for free. Need someone to talk to, need someone to go pick up messages etc. Name, address and phone number on the note. Thought that was really nice. Getting them to put a bet on for me and get me a carry out. They're coming from Mutual Aid Groups that are being set up around the country. My local CLP are spearheading ours but are stressing it's cross (and non) party affiliated. I'm going to do the same in the next couple of days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, bennett said: They're driving on the wrong side of the road, not uk. They must be fast. I saw earlier they were on the M8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: A bet on what exactly? Jocking. Never did. I'm just going to thank them for being nice. If things get bad I don't mind helping out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I'm wondering if all these English lads filming themselves in hallways telling us exactly when this lockdown will happen are our equivalent of Evangelical doomsday cultists with them simply doubling down and becoming more fervent when their predictions turn out to be shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Apparently from Monday they're going to start testing us too. Not sure how they will work out. You're not going to fall for the finger up the bum gag are you? Edited March 18, 2020 by Zen Archer Esq. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: You're not going to fall for the finger up the bum gag are you? 32,000 posts and now you make me laugh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: Who said I fell for it in the first place... Well HE didn't... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Invariably none left, so the lassie kindly gave my mum her pasta from her trolley insisting she takes it. Leaving her with 39 packs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, Tynierose said: There are still some decent folk floating about. My old maw, who should be isolating, but no chance of her doing it (sound familiar) was in shops today. What age is your auld yin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: Zero apparently. 74. So not that old and, like me, firmly in the "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" camp. Good on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: Will Madame Tynierose swipe right or left ? Well I particularly avoided the 'wid' trope but, as she's birthed a Jambo, it is clearly a 'swipe right'. Is yer own maw able to get out for daily methadone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 So much fearmongering, so it's worth spreading any 'good' news I can: https://www.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/Israeli-nobel-laureate-Coronavirus-spread-is-slowing-621145 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: So much fearmongering, so it's worth spreading any 'good' news I can: https://www.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/Israeli-nobel-laureate-Coronavirus-spread-is-slowing-621145 Interesting. And more potentially good news from the same paper : https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Israel-Palestinians-set-up-joint-operations-room-to-combat-coronavirus-621431 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, ICTJohnboy said: Interesting. And more potentially good news from the same paper : https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Israel-Palestinians-set-up-joint-operations-room-to-combat-coronavirus-621431 ooooooooooooo, Rangers and Celtic fans WILL NOT be happy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just back from Cyprus, only 16 allowed in a coach to airport, but then thrown in with well over a thousand at airport departures. Nearly 200 on the flight and the only two that were wearing masks had to sit in front of me. What a state, didgy and nervous as f**k if anyone went near them. They did take their masks off however to eat crisps and sweets, so they managed. Plane stopped and they made a run for it down the aisle from row 20, they got as far as row 18. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Just back from Cyprus, only 16 allowed in a coach to airport, but then thrown in with well over a thousand at airport departures. Nearly 200 on the flight and the only two that were wearing masks had to sit in front of me. What a state, didgy and nervous as f**k if anyone went near them. They did take their masks off however to eat crisps and sweets, so they managed. Plane stopped and they made a run for it down the aisle from row 20, they got as far as row 18. I'd have farted and wafted it towards them as a public service to help check if their masks were effective. Nice to see you're still alive Heed, ya ould bugger! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I'd have farted and wafted it towards them as a public service to help check if their masks were effective. Nice to see you're still alive Heed, ya ould bugger! I took to the coughing with the shit dry air shortly after take off, they were cringing and shaking their heads. I particularly liked wen she went to the toilet, came back, opened her crisps, pulled the mask down and was licking her fingers with each mouthful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 TFL announce at 11:30pm that 40 tube stations are closed until further notice. Great communication strategy lads... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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