Jeremiah Cole Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: My bird has been sent home today because they are too overstaffed. Surely a first for the NHS to be overstaffed One of my mates lives next to 2 nurses in Paisley who work in intensive care They were both off at the weekend They’ve only got 1 person in intensive care in Paisley with coronavirus. He’s 86, just had a hip replacement and was in intensive care anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 32 minutes ago, Rugster said: This just can't be said enough. 33 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Douglas Ross is a dirty Elgin Tory c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 So, we building a giant wicker man and putting all the scientists in it then? Presumably we'll be having a large bonfire alongside it for books? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 The latest report from the European monitor of excess mortality in Europe states that: ”Pooled estimates of all-cause mortality show, overall, normal expected levels”Note concerning COVID-19 related mortality as part of the all-cause mortality figures reported by EuroMOMOOver the past few days, the EuroMOMO hub has received many questions about the weekly all-cause mortality data and the possible contribution of any COVID-19 related mortality. Some wonder why no increased mortality is observed in the reported mortality figures for the COVID-19 affected countries.The answer is that increased mortality that may occur primarily at subnational level or within smaller focal areas, and/or concentrated within smaller age groups, may not be detectable at the national level, even more so not in the pooled analysis at European level, given the large total population denominator. Furthermore, there is always a few weeks of delay in death registration and reporting. Hence, the EuroMOMO mortality figures for the most recent weeks must be interpreted with some caution.Therefore, although increased mortality may not be immediately observable in the EuroMOMO figures, this does not mean that increased mortality does not occur in some areas or in some age groups, including mortality related to COVID-19.https://www.euromomo.eu/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: So, we building a giant wicker man and putting all the scientists in it then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jeremiah Cole said: One of my mates lives next to 2 nurses in Paisley who work in intensive care They were both off at the weekend They’ve only got 1 person in intensive care in Paisley with coronavirus. He’s 86, just had a hip replacement and was in intensive care anyway Any photies of aforementioned nurses? Edited March 31, 2020 by jock_the_squak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Be some laugh if the virus just disappears with no explanation. The tin foil consumption would be amazing. That's just about what happened to SARS. They started developing a vaccine then scrapped it because it wasn't needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: Yeah I'm getting my arse handed to me by a guy who thinks it's just the flu. No you've tried to take the piss out of someone on an internet forum, and made an arse of it. I don't see the issue with ignoring one single anomalous data point either, especially when another poster offered an explanation as to why it was there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jeremiah Cole said: One of my mates lives next to 2 nurses in Paisley who work in intensive care They were both off at the weekend They’ve only got 1 person in intensive care in Paisley with coronavirus. He’s 86, just had a hip replacement and was in intensive care anyway Lock down working then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: You're supposed to say "I CANT HEAR YOU, LETS TRY HARDER " first, before the caps lock gets hit. BOOO. I've been to on panto in my puff when I was 50. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 21 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You were making out we should ignore the data because of one anomalous spike. I would suggest that is not only reasonable, but quite normal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 That doesn't tie in with the fact that throughout the process between 90-95% of people tested have come back as negative, and these are largely the ones who have symptoms so you'd expect the percentage of positive cases to be highest amongst that group. Some people may have had it and got rid of it and therefore test negative, but if the majority of people have had/have the virus as you say there is no way we'd be seeing such a small percentage of positive testing.Isn't one of the issues about the test for this is that it returns a lot of false negatives? So there are a lot of people who have the virus but have been told they don't. Then stop rolling out their models as fact. They spread fear and have all been wrong. The latest "6 months until UK returns to normal" helps absolutely nobodyWhy do folk keep coming out with this pish? I mean, I know why you do, but other people? The CMO said that restrictions would be reviewed every three weeks for up to 6 months. Thst isn't the same as saying it'll be in place for 6 months FFS. It might even mean relaxing after 3 weeks. I can't see it happening, but it could. This 6 months bollocks is really annoying me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 No idea how many pages I’m behind on this thread. I’m not raking through the hundreds of posts & didn’t get a chance to look yesterday, was out shopping with the missus & then drove to the beach for a nice stroll, did I miss anything? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Brother Blades said: No idea how many pages I’m behind on this thread. I’m not raking through the hundreds of posts & didn’t get a chance to look yesterday, was out shopping with the missus & then drove to the beach for a nice stroll, did I miss anything? Someone likes the Phantom Menace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Jeremiah Cole said: One of my mates lives next to 2 nurses in Paisley who work in intensive care They were both off at the weekend They’ve only got 1 person in intensive care in Paisley with coronavirus. He’s 86, just had a hip replacement and was in intensive care anyway Because Paisley is a fucking shitehole, where should-be-struck-off doctors work, where they send patients to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Salvo Montalbano said: Why do folk keep coming out with this pish? I mean, I know why you do, but other people? The CMO said that restrictions would be reviewed every three weeks for up to 6 months. Thst isn't the same as saying it'll be in place for 6 months FFS. It might even mean relaxing after 3 weeks. I can't see it happening, but it could. This 6 months bollocks is really annoying me. Probably because of shite like this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah Cole Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: Because Paisley is a fucking shitehole, where should-be-struck-off doctors work, where they send patients to die. That’s hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: Any photies of aforementioned nurses? Working on it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: I would suggest that is not only reasonable, but quite normal Not in the early days of an exponential curve when the numbers are low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I can see football being back on before the end of April. I need to shout at someone and Robbie Nielson seems as good a candidate as anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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